this post was submitted on 29 Aug 2024
125 points (97.7% liked)

chapotraphouse

13937 readers
669 users here now

Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.

No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer

Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.

founded 4 years ago
MODERATORS
 
all 17 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 37 points 10 months ago (2 children)

grillman "Driving is FREEDOM so you better start making payments on that car, insurance, gas, and maintenance, all using a credit card that's financed with a chain of additional credit cards. FREEDOM!"

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago

*Losing my mind in start-and-stop traffic voice: "I feel so freaking FREE!!!"

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

Driving is the freest transportation method! You're identified by a plate 100% of the time!!

[–] HexBeara@hexbear.net 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Only way I'll enjoy driving is if I'm strapped down clockwork orange style, stoned, wearing a gasmask with a bottle of jungle juice in it, wearing headphones, listening to a suggestive voice urging me to accelerate while the screen is cutting between several driving scenarios fast enough to blind and or cause seizures while droning industrial plays just low enough to hear the soothing voice continue to suggest I press harder on the pedal to go faster, and to delve deeper into the unknown with the new Range Finder child mangler 42069.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] HexBeara@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

My brain goo is amorphous and can sometimes poop out words good, thanks mario-thumbs-up.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

More torque = more FUN

[smashes into a wall at 80mph drunk off applebee's mixers and percocets]

[–] SoloboiNanook@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago

Driving for fun rules.

Driving because you have to is one of the worst things imaginable.

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

Freedom is being saddled to bank and oil corporations!!! As a treat!!!

[–] porcupine@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

GM and Ford

Is the little treat waiting for repairs?

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

GM and Ford

When you're in a lemon contest and your competitors are Ford... and Tesla oh-shit

[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

The only driving thats acceptable is rally driving. All other forms of driving are bad.

The thought of driving at speed dangerously close to a steep drop is much more appealing than commuting anywhere by car

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Driving can be fun but cycling in a big city is also fun and there's not enough opportunities to do that safely.

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

Man, using the municipal electric bikesharing while tipsy at night in Madrid, zooming through the empty streets at 30km/h (limited bikes), is the best thing of going out at night

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

Fahrvergnügen