I'm a simple man. I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming
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"Where's my elephant!?"
They're playing the elephant song on the radio! 
I like that song. Reminds me of elephants.
Isn't thar what we're all asking in our lives? 'Where's my elephant?' This reporter is
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Oh! Later seasons buy I call myself a Safety Salamander at work pretty often cause I seem to be the only one who gives a fuck whether you use a milk crate or a ladder
Recent menu at work involves a lot more lemons than usual so pretty much every lemon related line from Lemon of Troy. The bar also will snag some from our giant box of lemons in the fridge and that generally gets "We can't spare a single one!".
Also "it's more of a Shelbyville idea" as well as "just tell us whatever your idea is and we'll vote for it!"
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Hello. Smithers. You're. Quite. Good. At. Turning. Me. On.
...uh, you should probably ignore that 
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