this post was submitted on 02 Sep 2024
62 points (98.4% liked)

chapotraphouse

13445 readers
788 users here now

Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.

No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer

Vaush posts go in the_dunk_tank

Dunk posts in general go in the_dunk_tank, not here

Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from the_dunk_tank

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
 

Naturally they're hooked for life and will never leave or reproduce or bother anyone again. It'll be a full VR system that lets them live in 1952 where white men are in charge and the women are sex appeal.

It's much more humane than y'know fash-bash

all 33 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm a firm believer in reeducation.

No matter how long it takes.

😊

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That too, hey you know what, we can sneak in some coded commie stuff in their slop.

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 2 weeks ago

I always figured this was a very effective way to deal with the wealthy who would scream about appropriation in the early phases of a social realignment.

They've done experimental communities for dementia patients set up to look like normal towns, but the shopkeepers are all staff, and the busses loop back at the end of the run, so there's the tools to constantly monitor the patients and make sure they don't wander away, while they feel like they have the dignity of independent living instead of an obvious rest home.

Do the same, but also make sure they're on a captive network where they can pull up fibbed bank and brokerage statistics that tell them everything went up 15% per year, and staged broadcasts that says everyone is properly turning to face Wall Street and pray to the Line eight times a day. They'd never need to realize their assets had been nationalized years ago, they just think it's permanent springtime in Jackson Hole or whatever.

After things take over, and they no longer hold influence or aspirational leverage, you release them back into general population. "Sorry, Elon, those numbers were faked, here's 200 roubles and your assignment in the cobalt mines."

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Only if we get a livestream of it and get to see what their politicosexual pathologies were all about

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Only if we get a livestream of it and get to see what their politicosexual pathologies were all about

A whole lot of it will likely be libertarian-alert material.

[–] ComradeOohAah@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

I'm still working on it. Geez. Have some patience.

[–] HexBeara@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

angry-place

No only cock cages and hitachis. Maybe a vibrating analplug. If they're good.

[–] WilsonWilson@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We could harvest their body heat for energy ala the Matrix.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The harvesting technicians, checking on the batteries and what they're up to in their hog heaven any given day:

dead-dove-1

dead-dove-2

pigmask-off dumpster-fire yud-rational to-the-moon awooga libertarian-alert hypersus hentai-free i-am-adolf-hitler scared-fash grillman grill-broke grill melon-musk fash-infighting dumpster-fire pigmask-off

dead-dove-3

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

So Don’t Worry Darling but instead of trapping successful women in the simulation it’s trapping reactionary crackkkers.

  • get a buncha chuds
  • put them in a desert
  • give them a map to the communal living areas, with "leftist town" marked several miles over
  • said "leftist town" is also full of chuds
  • those chuds get the same map in reverse
  • everyone is armed
[–] SSJMarx@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What if we put all the chuds in vaults, and then tell them that nuclear war is happening and they have to hide and lock the door? ~~We could do fun social experiments on the vaults~~ we would have to put birth control in their canned goods to prevent them from having more children to abuse with their chuddiness.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

No need for the birth control if they're all men.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Okey...

Though i-think-that it'd be at least funny if there was 2 chuds fighting each other a la Kenny vs Spenny, in one game of the VR system, with random NON-KILLING contests

Why this game? Listen to the intro

Since the beginning of time, mankind has been forced to compete for survival. This spirit of competition has reached a pinnacle in the relationship of two best friends who battle against each other. Why? Glory for the winner, humiliation for the loser.

Fundamentally a chud way of thinking that is unfulfilling; no reward, just punishment


[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I can't think of a way chuds wouldn't immediately start virtually murdering each other if they were allowed to just roam free amid rivers of hog slop and could do anything they pleased.

Eh, that's something that can't be patched in VR

Better alternative to killingBtw, wanna watch an example? 19:24 is the punishment time point, which shows an example of how someone would be humiliated

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

I propose we build a dome around Texas and make it a conservation area. We then convince them they won the culture war, and they can treat the dome like the firmament to reinforce their Christian values.

Considering the size of Texas, you can also fit replicas of all the states within the dome.

Build the actual matrix, put Andy Taint in it first, just for fun.

[–] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago

i think we should just send them all to mars and let them try their best

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

So re-runs of Manswers?

[–] Vampire@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

woah babes AND boobies!!??

[–] EelBolshevikism@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

I disagree,