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[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 44 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Meanwhile, real-life unicorns:

Artist's recreation of the extinct Siberian unicorn, Elasmotherium sibiricum, which is really a type of rhinoceros. The Siberian unicorn is large and bulky with a strikingly large horn and is here reconstructed with a thick brown coat.

[–] Hexboare@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago
[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

What about the traditional, traditional unicorn? (A rhino, most likely.

[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 5 months ago

I like them :)

[–] Ivysaur@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

I like that fella on the right. Whimsical creature. A horse is just a horse, of course.

[–] Tommasi@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

unicorns fell off

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

The true synthesis.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Devs ruined unicorns cause woke

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You joke but people do blame "feminisation"

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

They're force femming the unicorns?

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The unicorn wasn't femme enough so they made it more horse-like?? Don't know how long it would take to describe that mental gymnastics choreography...

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

I think they mean that rainbows and horses are feminine or some shit. I don't pretend to know how cis men think

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

bourgeois liberals need to make their unicorns hircine and ungrounded, they forget the majesty inherent in the noble horse

[–] Tychoxii@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
[–] bumpusoot@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Minimal similarity to any domesticated animals

That is a goat with a long tail. They've even got the cloven hooves.