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[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 44 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Meanwhile, real-life unicorns:

Artist's recreation of the extinct Siberian unicorn, Elasmotherium sibiricum, which is really a type of rhinoceros. The Siberian unicorn is large and bulky with a strikingly large horn and is here reconstructed with a thick brown coat.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago

What about the traditional, traditional unicorn? (A rhino, most likely.

[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 9 months ago

I like them :)

[–] Ivysaur@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

I like that fella on the right. Whimsical creature. A horse is just a horse, of course.

[–] Tommasi@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

unicorns fell off

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

The true synthesis.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Devs ruined unicorns cause woke

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

bourgeois liberals need to make their unicorns hircine and ungrounded, they forget the majesty inherent in the noble horse

[–] Tychoxii@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[–] bumpusoot@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Minimal similarity to any domesticated animals

That is a goat with a long tail. They've even got the cloven hooves.