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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

My wife's family used to mop the walls as part of cleaning.

It wasn't until she moved out that she twigged that non-smokers don't have to do that.

We'd all put on our scruffiest clothes before visiting my granddad, because they'd be going straight into the washing machine the second we got back. No wonder he kept giving us money, he probably thought we were poor as dirt.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

I was the same way when I visited smoking family, I'd strip at the door and hit the shower when I got home.

Mopping the walls, my God.

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 2 points 11 hours ago

My mum's got a great anecdote about how the doctor came around about my cough when I was a newborn, and he came into a room full of local mums all fawning over me in my cot and chugging away.

[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago

Four out of five doctors recommend Marlboro cigarettes. The fifth one would too, if he weren't currently in the hospital with all this unrelated lung cancer.

[–] mayo@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I wonder if the reason I see duplicate memes on All is because a lot of people have blocked lemmy.ml and other large instances

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[–] Huckledebuck@sh.itjust.works 22 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

This is what my mom drove in the 80s-90s.

This is where i would lie down...

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Dang, was your mom single then? (I'm on my way inventing a time machine).

I had a similar experience in the 90s, but with a non-cool car - parents bought a TV & to fit it in a tiny car they had to put the back seats down ... which left the trunk for me (in a 5-door car, but still, highway speeds, and when I pointed out the safety issues they just said to hold on to a seatbelt ... ?).

The same parents ultra-terrified of me getting in a car accident with anyone (because others are terrible drivers), and to this day terrified I'll crash my car each and every time Im in it ... the patents that totaled a few cars vs me never in an accident and almost keeping up with professional kart racers (well, ""almost"", and even that on my best few laps before ahdh starts fighting me entering a corner).
Oh, and also the same parents I have to buy tires for against their will & have a few fights with to get them changed.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

What was this car again? I remember this.

[–] Huckledebuck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

At least you would've died in style.

When i grew up, my friends parents owned a farm that was on top of a mountain, it was like a 10min drive up there on backroads. They drove around a beater car, something like a Suzuki swift. Sometimes we were allowed to ride on the hood, like a bunch of criminals in a 80's action movie. I remember sitting on the roof once, holding on for dear life. I never really thought much about it, but i would never do that with my nephew. Not because i think they are soft and we were such a hard ass generation, because i don't want to kill a child. It happens so fucking fast

[–] Huckledebuck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

😆

I don't remember, for obvious reasons, but I've been told that my dad used to put me on the fuel tank of his bike when i was a baby. Like riding a horse through town.

Edit: and for the record, I would also never drive with my kids without their car seats. And will continue to do so until they are big enough to use a seat belt and shoulder harness properly.

[–] TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)

There's all these iconic photos of Walt Disney where he's pointing at stuff with a two finger point. I've heard that some within the company say that this is the example by which their resort employees always use the two finger point to direct guests.

In reality, he was holding a cigarette and the photos have been airbrushed. He died of lung cancer in 1966. Pointing with two fingers is just seen (kind of universally across cultures) as being non-accusatory. Like, say you saw someone talking to someone else and you cannot hear them (or it's in a language you don't understand); they're pointing with one finger in your direction, you may be inclined to think they're talking about you. If they're using the two finger point, you're less likely to think that... it's the same for airliner flight crew.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm a former cast member, can confirm. During Traditions (company culture and job orientation/training), they're taught to point with two fingers for exactly the reason you point out, and Walt Disney is shown pointing like that in the slides. They don't tell you, but most people eventually figure out, that there's a cigarette photoshopped out of his fingers.

[–] TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Traditions! That's what it's called! Couldn't for the life of me remember.

Where'd you work? I was a monorail pilot down in Orlando.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I was in DAK Dinoland attractions for a while and then I worked in merchandise for a few years in the same park. A friend of mine was a monorail pilot around 2008 or so. Were you in the college program?

[–] TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

College program in 06, seasonal transportation car member for two years after that.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 16 hours ago

That's an interesting insight into human behavior that I never thought of.

I remember a long time ago, I was at Boston South Station with my then-girlfriend. We were looking at a monitor on the wall trying to spot when our train home would come in, and I pointed at it to show her.

A nearby homeless woman then informed me that it's unpolite to point. That always stuck with me. She was standing right in front of the screen...but now I know, I should've used two fingers.

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Pointing with two fingers is just seen (kind of universally across cultures) as being non-accusatory.

womp, citation needed. not to be a downer but this would be waaaay way too interesting if true to let it be said without some grounds

[–] TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

Sorry, was drunk when writing that. Meant it to be implied that this is what companies tell their employees about why they do it.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 51 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I remember whenever you went to a sit down restaurant you had to tell the person seating you if you wanted smoking or non-smoking. As if it mattered lol.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (8 children)

more egregiously, plane tickets!

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[–] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 5 points 22 hours ago

One of the last times i was in a restaurant where indoor smoking was still a thing, the waitress asked us if we want to be seated in a smoking or non smoking section. We picked non smoking, because, gross. We were right on the line between smokers and non smokers, and i sat back to back to a guy who chainsmoked when we were eating.

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago

That was the "Me" generation after all

[–] Swemg@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What's Donald Duck doing back there

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This photo could be straight out of my photo album. This looks just like my dad, in hair, beard, clothes, and ciggie.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 98 points 1 day ago (22 children)

Also, car seats in the 70s:

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[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Why is he holding his leg on the table like this

[–] Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

Dad's elbow is on the table to keep the cigarette away maybe. Baby is just tearin up the bobba.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 4 points 20 hours ago

"Clevon Little voice"

That's not his leg...

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