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[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 83 points 11 months ago (5 children)

This is also unironically a good way to get more comfortable spontaneously speaking a language you're learning. Don't know the word for refrigerator? Cold food box. Don't know how to say yawn? Tired sound. Etc. You'll be more or less understandable and people will probably tell you the word you need when they figure out what you mean.

[–] aaaa@lemmy.world 34 points 11 months ago

Well if the language is German, there's probably an 80% chance that you get the right word this way

[–] Swim@lemmy.ca 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Tvkan@feddit.de 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I will keep this in my thinking blob.

[–] puppy@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The word for that is "noggin".

[–] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 11 months ago

“Noodle” is also acceptable

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[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

This is very good help do things words.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 16 points 11 months ago (3 children)

It is also the only way to speak in Toki Pona

[–] Magnetar@feddit.de 11 points 11 months ago

Toki Pona is overdoing it, but it's also how Esperanto is doing it: fridujo = cold-container. Also German, now you're mentioning it: Kühlschrank = cold-cabinet.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Toki! Sina pilin seme?

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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Yep. I don't speak Spanish. Learned all my extremely limited Spanish in restaurant kitchens. When I walk my dogs, and one of the many Spanish speaking Mexicans that lives nearby looks nervous, I tell them, "Perro es bueno por hombre. Perro es no bueno por otra Perro." They understand what I mean even though I just butchered that sentence.

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Congratulations, you are now a Strange Planet writer

[–] hoch@lemmy.world 69 points 11 months ago (3 children)

A vanilla mocha latte with soy milk is just a 4-bean soup

[–] BertramDitore@lemmy.world 34 points 11 months ago

Drink it from a cup made of soy paper and you’re still just holding beans.

[–] FiniteLooper@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago (7 children)
  • coffee beans
  • vanilla beans
  • soy beans
  • ????
[–] brian@programming.dev 11 points 11 months ago

mocha is chocolate so made from cocoa beans

[–] AlienInAMask@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 11 months ago

mocha>chocolate>cacao beans

[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Can’t believe you forgot Lima beans you moron.

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[–] Steeve@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago

If regular milk it's a 3 bean soup with nipple juice

[–] Poggervania@kbin.social 32 points 11 months ago (5 children)

A computer is just a really hot pile of sand.

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Speak for yourself. I keep my pile of sand pretty chill.

[–] AffineConnection@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

A computer is a magic box with a poisonous green cracker inside.

[–] Cheez@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

"we tricked sand into thinking"

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[–] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A human brain is just anxiety meat!

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You have solved the entire universe for me

[–] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 11 months ago

Roanoke gaming is the guy I heard refer to human brains as "anxiety meat"

[–] Abnorc@lemm.ee 23 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Electronics are just sparky silicon.

[–] uberrice@feddit.de 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The way transistors and integrated circuits are made is called lithography. Stone scribing. If you describe it that way, electricity sounds like magic.

[–] mcmoor@bookwormstory.social 3 points 11 months ago

Magic circle transcribed in nano meter scale sounds even more magical than the magic itself

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[–] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

World? I think you mean pressurised, life-sustaining, mud, water and rock ball.

[–] AffineConnection@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

wet, fuzzy magnet with a bald rock child

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[–] BeefSupreme@sh.itjust.works 20 points 11 months ago

Ah, the literal German translation.

[–] mojo@lemm.ee 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

we're all just various beans in a trenchcoat

[–] art@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Hugh Manbean

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Butter is just shaken cow juice.

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Lemmy is just word water.

[–] WizzCaleeba@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Gas is just dinosaur breath.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Gas is mostly derived from bacteria. Something like 10% is from multicellular organisms. Carbon based bacteria was around exponentially longer and made up more biomass

[–] WizzCaleeba@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Get out of here with your science!

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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

If you ever played a survivor game you know. 2 stiks, 1 rope = a Houe

[–] FunkyMonk@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago

TO Think such a horrible thing would be uttered by a member of my own family...

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