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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 62 points 2 months ago (5 children)

None of that bread is moldy. It looks soft and fresh. Which means he either consumes or distributes that much bread on a regular basis.

Hey, mind if I make a sandwich???

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago
[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Is meat back on the menu?

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

maybe he's a duck celebrity

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Then he gonna DIE because I don't see any damn peas

[–] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

And there's so much variation too, this is demented.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Or he's trying to perfect his bread recipe, and cranking out loaf after loaf

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Usually I crank out loaf after loaf after eating Chipotle. But it's more of a bubbly bloody liquid spray.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

More of a thin batter than a dough, you say? Sounds like it's bloody time for pancakes

[–] Armand1@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Look, he was probably over-encumbered on the way to the chest and had to drop some loot.

Happens to the best of us.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

You don't just hammer down all the food? I think my Skyrim character has to have eaten like several thousand cheese wheels simply because I had too many.

[–] Cano@lemm.ee 26 points 2 months ago

Red flags? That's the greenest flag I've ever seen

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

For thousands of years of human history, this was like the ultimate mating call. This guy is too good for our modern world. Dude's PROVIDING like crazy.

[–] Voyajer@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

That ain't your bf, that's red soldier doing nothing but teleporting bread for three days!

[–] navi@lemmy.tespia.org 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Mf used the Oblivion item dupe bug.

Next up is watermelons.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] navi@lemmy.tespia.org 2 points 2 months ago

Priorities!

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 months ago

The boyfriends just a big fat duck.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Dude is carb loading. Good for You, he must be a jock.

[–] Iloveyurianime@ani.social 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is that girls bf soldier from tf2?

[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

"I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT TELEPORT BREAD FOR THREE DAYS!"

[–] nilclass@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 months ago

This is normal for anyone who ever dumpster dived at a bread factory

[–] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

He’s just a member of the Ghostbloods masquerading as an ardent in an attempt to poison a Lighteyed heretic. He needs a lot of bread for that task.

[–] n3cr0@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Is this the film "Dawn of the Bread"?

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] LodeMike 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Did you accidentally un-upvote your comment?

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] LodeMike 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

to be humble? i myself am very proud to be this humble

[–] LodeMike 1 points 2 months ago