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[–] Pili@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago

"Wanna lose weight? Just stop eating" i-love-not-thinking

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm convinced that advertising is mostly just capitalists scamming each other.

[–] Ericthescruffy@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

Sometimes it feels like the American economy, the tech sector at least certainly, is basically just a series of pyramid schemes that are all sort of loosely connected and propping each other up.

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

I've had this thought, but was never able to put it so succinctly. The whole industry is rich people paying other rich people way too much money to advertise an item that everyone in the world knows exists... It's weird.

rubes who aren't yet being scammed when the overhead for scams is calculated in cents and minutes are an inefficiency in the market.

[–] commiewithoutorgans@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

I instinctively glanced at this, saw AI slop, and scrolled past hurriedly to avoid letting any information get into my head from it.

Then I though "wtf, hexbear doesn't have ads?" and came back to say it's a shitty ad

Thanks for your contribution

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Okay why is the beer man thicc tho

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago
[–] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What I'm seeing is that capitalism has quite literally found a way to make people pay for not eating food.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

As with all garbage scam ads, for time immemorial, they are garbage on purpose. Why waste your time with vaguely credulous people, when you can narrow it down to the most vulnerable and incredulous population possible?

You don't fall for the obvious scam because you aren't the target. Your grandpa, or your neurodiverse friend, are the target.

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago

WTF? I'm neurodiverse AF and I ain't falling for this

[–] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

oh, bother. im so stuffed with fluff, i'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my glass cheeks alerted the beessssssss

Death to America

[–] afters@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

mad thick for no reason

[–] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

If ~~socialism~~ fasting was a beer che-laugh che-laugh che-laugh

[–] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

why is the top of the beer bottle its own beer compartment

[–] roux@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Finally a picture of a person made out of a bottle of beer doing a poop. Thanks late stage capitalism!

[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This ad already succeeded by making you stop and look at it

[–] huf@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Hahaha it's little jam colored paws

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

I missed this when it came up in Facebook earlier. Thanks for posting here so I could snag the contact and get started on my WATER FASTING!

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Unless it has a bear, a lion, a buffalo, and a dolphin all wearing dapper suits I'm really not interested

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago
[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago
[–] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Finally I can begin flushing beer out of my doo doo ass like a champion. This is what I always dreamed of.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago

{ Powered by Vitamin B | }

this genre of advertisment pablum nonsense is designed to work on minds already softened by the background inanity of "legitimate" content. i've especially noticed recently ads that encourage the target to self-identify into some kind of incomprehensible subcategory within an existing identity based on neurotype or body type or personality type. the ones i get are all about fictional "types" of ADHD.