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[-] formergijoe@lemmy.world 258 points 9 months ago

Like even if there were no ads you'd learn how to help in a timely manner.

"What's up guys! It's me, your boy, MikeyMedic here with another video of a standard first aid technique, the Abdominal Thrusts!! Now the Abdominal Thrust is a standard first aid trick that is used to help someone when they're choking 5 minutes on things you can choke on Speaking of food to choke on, our sponsor this week is FoodBox! 3 minutes of FoodBox ad Abdominal Thrusts used to be called the Heimlich Maneuver! Henry Heimlich was... 5 minute history on the Heimlich Maneuver and now I'm going to perform an abdominal thrust on my friend, Someguy420! Check out his videos on another 2 minutes for a partner plug and then 1 minute on how to perform abdominal thrusts And that's how you perform an abdominal thrust! Be sure to check out my other videos. 3 minutes on other video content, liking and subscribing and hitting that bell."

[-] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 53 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I would like to shill Sponsorblock, an extension where users can select sections of a video, mark them as "introduction" "non-music" or "sponsor" and it automatically skip those sections for other users who arrive at that video. It has made using Youtube so so so much smoother.

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 33 points 9 months ago

I would've read your comment l, but I'm using sponsorblock and it automatically blocked your comment.

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[-] elxeno@lemm.ee 29 points 9 months ago

It's not called Heimlich anymore? I guess i have to watch some MikeyMedic videos...

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

Heimlich started trying to discredit back blows without any evidence and was being kinda a dick about it, so the Red Cross renamed the "Heimlich Maneuver" to "Abdominal Thrusts."

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

Sounds like the title of a weird and intense Grey's Anatomy fanfic

[-] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Thoracic surgeon and medical researcher Henry Heimlich, noted for promulgating abdominal thrusts, claimed that back slaps were proven to cause death by lodging foreign objects into the windpipe. A 1982 Yale study by Day, DuBois, and Crelin that persuaded the American Heart Association to stop recommending back blows for dealing with choking was partially funded by Heimlich's own foundation. According to Dr. Roger White of the Mayo Clinic and American Heart Association (AHA), "There was never any science here. Heimlich overpowered science all along the way with his slick tactics and intimidation, and everyone, including us at the AHA, caved in."

Heimlich's son, Peter M. Heimlich, alleges that in August 1974 his father published the first of a series of fraudulent case reports in order to promote the use of abdominal thrusts for near-drowning rescue.

In May 2016, Henry Heimlich, then age 96, claimed to have personally used the maneuver to save the life of a fellow resident at his retirement home in Cincinnati. It was alleged to be either the first or second time Heimlich himself used his namesake maneuver to save the life of someone in a non-simulated choking situation. According to Heimlich's son, Peter M. Heimlich, "both 'rescues' were bogus."

..well, damn.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdominal_thrusts

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[-] Showroom7561@lemmy.ca 11 points 9 months ago

Literally what youtube has become.

Friends, if you haven't already done so: Adblocker + Sponsorblock = sanity.

[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 10 points 9 months ago

Don't forget the 5 minute request before you've even seen the start of what you're interested in that you like, subscribe, and request notifications

[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 7 points 9 months ago

Abdominal Thrust is a standard first aid trick

I would have switched off and gone to find another video at this point.

Abdominal thrusts are not recommended for choking due to considerable evidence that it can cause harm.

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[-] marx2k@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Damn, it's like i just finished watching pretty much any YouTube video.

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[-] Jackthelad@lemmy.world 192 points 9 months ago

"Sorry your gran's dead, but you can get YouTube Premium for £12.99 a month for an ad-free experience."

[-] mp3@lemmy.ca 64 points 9 months ago

Cyberpunk isn't too far off..

[-] Hyperreality@kbin.social 63 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Of course not. Cyberpunk and tech noir usually isn't just about the future, it's arguably about now. More generally, science fiction is often used as a 'safe' way to criticise existing society or say what can't otherwise be said.

Prime example: Tarkovski's science fiction films (Stalker, Solaris, ...), which smuggled very religious themes past the soviet censor, because 'it's only science fiction'.

Make a movie glorifying terrorism? Likely jail sentence and on a list. Make a movie glorifying a terrorist that blows up parliament in a dystopian future? Cult classic.

Make a movie which compares American nationalism to the nazis? You'll never work in Hollywood again. Make it about humans fighting space aliens? Would you like to know more?

Make a movie about how capitalists indoctrinate us all via advertising? You filthy communist! Make a movie about how aliens indoctrinate us all via advertising? They Live, John Carpenter, cult classic.

Make a movie about transitioning? No thanks. Make a movie about freeing yourself from the Matrix with the help of a red pill which looks a lot like the hormone pills the directors used to transition? Become a millionaire.

Make a tv episode where one of the main cast has a sexual relationship with a trans character, who is later forced to undergo gender reaffirming therapy in 1992? Impossible. Make it about Riker having a relationship with an alien who's not androgynous because her race finds gender weird? Prime time tv.

Make a tv programme about the guilt of a Nazi who worked in a camp while the Jews were being exterminated? No way that's happening. Make a tv programme about the guilt of a space alien who worked in a camp while other space aliens were being exterminated? That particular Star Trek episode was broadcast in prime time, to wide acclaim.

For this reason, and on a related note, anyone who complains about a science fiction show or movie being 'too political' is more often than not a moron and/or disingenious.

[-] thepianistfroggollum@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 9 months ago

Scifi has always been about sociological commentary.

[-] Jamie@jamie.moe 7 points 9 months ago

This is a very well written take. Have my upvote.

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[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago

I remember when cyberpunk's vision of the future was grounded in ridiculous cynicism instead of a charitable assessment of reality.

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

Your grandmother is choking. YouTube believes in preventing elder abuse. You are an unfit guardian. Your grandmother will be put in the custody of YouTube. YouTube: “Fuck you, I’m streaming.”

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[-] SomeBloke@lemm.ee 85 points 9 months ago

The real Mildly Infuriating is that someone directly copied one of Stephen Merchant's tweets word for word.

[-] Drinvictus@discuss.tchncs.de 80 points 9 months ago

YouTube is not Wikipedia or fucking EMS

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 75 points 9 months ago

As true as that is, in an emergency people don't always have time to seek out professional help, and it ain't like calling 911 will magically make an ambulance appear in 30 seconds.

Also, the Institute Of Human Anatomy actually has a YouTube channel...

[-] geekworking@lemmy.world 67 points 9 months ago

911 dispatchers are trained and certified to provide concise and accurate medically reviewed instructions over the phone so that you are not just standing there waiting for the ambulance.

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[-] dan@upvote.au 27 points 9 months ago

I think they mean that EMS will guide you through it over the phone.

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[-] TheFrirish@jlai.lu 42 points 9 months ago

should have been an ad blocker it's 2023.

[-] marx2k@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

YouTube just started noticing my ad blocker and throwing pop-ups before video telling me to cut it out

[-] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 9 months ago

Time to use Invidious. inv.tux.pizza works for me.

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[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 15 points 9 months ago

Well I'm sure everybody here on Lemmy already uses ublock. The rest of society doesn't really know all these methods

[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 14 points 9 months ago

Adblocking on mobile is much harder than adblocking on desktop, and if you're in an emergency situation like the one described, you're more likely on your phone.

Personally I use ReVanced, which incorporates adblocking as well as giving you Premium features like background playing & PIP (while also keeping the benefits of being signed in to YT, like using your playlists, comments, etc.). But if I were an iPhone user I don't know how I would watch YouTube.

[-] Rud_1UP@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Revanced is complicated because you first need to find a compatible YouTube version (old version) and download it's APK. Then, you need to uninstall YouTube, apply Revanced to the downloaded APK and then install it Only to discover the Cast button was removed by Revanced. When you start over, deselect "remove cast button from video player", you still end up without it.

I can't even cast to SmartTubeNext on AndroidTV..

Way too complex and too limiting for 99.99% of YouTube watchers.

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[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 42 points 9 months ago

Third party websites fix that problem. Also why are you looking up videos. Call emergency services.

[-] AttackPanda@programming.dev 26 points 9 months ago

Sorry Gran, EMS is 20 minutes out. Hope you’ve been practicing holding your breath.

[-] Fondots@lemmy.world 45 points 9 months ago

Yes, but 911 will provide pre-approval instructions for you and also start EMS

Source- am a 911 dispatcher

That said, a lot of our instructions fall a bit short of what you would learn from pretty much any first aid class, and we're not really allowed to deviate from our approved instructions for liability reasons. So if you're able to, everyone take some first aid classes. At the very least, you don't want the first time you're learning something to be in an actual emergency situation

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[-] TiKa444@feddit.de 22 points 9 months ago

To be fair, the people at 911 probably give better instructions than a Youtube Video.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 18 points 9 months ago

They can give you directions over the phone

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[-] 1984 31 points 9 months ago

Haha TeamYouTube response is classical idiocracy.... "Just pay us more and we may be better" :)

[-] jarfil@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

"Pay us, or your grandma can choke to death. Your choice!"

...pf.

[-] DudeDudenson@lemmings.world 26 points 9 months ago

This repost needs more jpeg

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[-] derf82@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

Maybe learn basic first aid before someone is dying.

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[-] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 9 months ago

I might just be old fashioned enough to think that YouTube probably shouldn't be your first stop in an emergency.

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[-] Furedadmins@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

A fish bone would most likely not obstuct grandma's breathing anyway, heimlich wouldn't help.

[-] m3t00@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

tldr; typical false Tw strawman. gma died because you thought you could learn cpr as a youtube download in 10 seconds. try again

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