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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

The universe originated as a vibrational wave from Fred Flintstone playing a dinosaur bone keyboard.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I joke about this with my old friends who grew up in the 60s and 70s and tell me their wild stories of doing drugs marijuana, LSD, MDMA, and whatever else they had.

I tell them they're still there and the trip hasn't ended yet and they'll wake up soon. I'm an illusion, this is all in your mind ... you've been hallucinating the past 40 years.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

uh, you might want to recheck your math dude

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago

Like I said ... it's all a hallucination.

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

I tried googling 'jimmy fallon vulcan' and couldn't find that picture, just him joking about a statue. It's spot on though

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

shit i don't even have a stepdad and this happened