Marry her!
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You don't need to put a ring on it...
... unless she was going to expand on the chain mail coif; then you'll need lots of rings.
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They say dress for the job you want...
Girl, you're dressed to slay tonight.
Take Jerusalem! Deus Vult!
The only right answer.
I guess "joust her right then and there" also would be acceptable.
Ask her if the maille is butted or riveted
Is your armor as riveted as I am?
Is your armor butted? ...would you like it to be?
Wife
Let her conquer me.
"Oh shit. Why didn't you tell me we were going to a ren faire/Medieval Times? I would have dressed up too!"
Traditionally, thrust. Thrust hard, aim for the belly.
"Hey I got your two handed sword right here!"
*grabs crotch*
*she takes a look*
"Oh that's more like a little pocket knife isn't it?"
*makes sad hurt male ego noises*\
A duel it is then. Finishes last of my wine
"I said we meat at night, not as knight"
She could wear a trash bag if she's this cute, I'm still going out with her.
Relevant username.
Plate armor? With chainmail links that bad? You trying to get yourself killed?
Take her on a crusade to concur the holy land, start a quest to find the Holy Grail, and show her how to slay the dragon.
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We going to Medieval Times!
kneels down, bowing my head against the flat of her long sword
"By the Lady before whom this sanctuary is holy, I will be true and faithful, and love all which she loves and shun all which she shuns, according to the laws of God and the order of the world. Nor will I ever with will or action, through word or deed, do anything which is unpleasing to her, on condition that she will hold to me as I shall deserve it, and that she will perform everything as it was in our agreement when I submitted myself to her and chose her will."
Then I'd take her out for pizza and bowling.
Badass.
Time to get medieval on dat ass.
Fall deeply, and completely in love
She can slay my dragon any time.
DEUS VULT