What could possibly go wrong?
this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2023
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"Hold my beer"
"Well this is probably stupid but whatever"
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"It'll work"
Seems edible to me
In response to a perfectly valid question about dumbass plan I just came up with:
"we'll burn that bridge when we come to it"
HASHTAG YOLO!
"Fuck it, I'm on holiday"
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
We're not here to fuck spiders
Hey honey watch this
I know I shouldnβt but
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Only 1 way to find out...
Leeeeeerrrrooooooooyyyyyy Jenkins
"Honeybadger don't care! Honeybadger just takes what he wants!"
I'll start a diet tomorrow.
"we've all gotta die someday!"
βI wonderβ¦β
You son of a bitch, I'm in.
This time it'll be different
Hey y'all watch this!
"FML, anyway. What's the worst that is going to happen?"
Fuck it. Generally right before I make a large, usually irresponsible decision, I say βfuck itβ.
Two I surprisingly haven't seen yet:
"I haven't given a shit about anything in a while"
and
"I'll just cancel the free trial"
Risk it for the biscuit
"I wonder what that Button does?!"
Live fast - die young - leave a good-looking corpse
"hold my beer" regardless of if I'm actually holding a beer
Well, let's see what we get.
God hates a coward!
βThrow it in the fuck it bucketβ
Nothing could possibly go wrong
Hold my beer, Imma try something
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Looked good on paper
"why not" "Fuck it" "Am I going to regret this? Not 80%? Do it" "Because I'm bored"
Iβll apologize later
Go big or go home.
I spend 60% of my life in front of it, might as well splurge on quality and comfort.
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"if I die from this, you have to write it on my gravestone."
I probably say that one way too often for my age...
You gotta die somehow, may as well make it a good story to tell.
Just one more