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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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I told you people about the dangerous road that sex leads to. This is the result of your disgusting carnal desires.

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[–] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 32 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

I admit it. I was so horny that I helped Trump get reelected because I wanted to hear him talk about all the beautiful men he's seen. I just want to be able to turn on CNN and hear the President talk about how hot all the guys are.

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

His neckpussy really gets me goingpanting

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Trump to his therapist: "I don't get it doc, it's like I'm PISSED OFF at myself cuz I can't stop thinking about GUYS!"

Very relatable tbh

what can i say, he's got that dumper thicc-trump

[–] Mickmacduffin@hexbear.net 20 points 6 days ago

Hexbear probably cost Harris dozens of votes

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 21 points 6 days ago

Sorry it's not my fault you all find me irresistible

[–] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 19 points 6 days ago

I kept my Volcel Pledge.

I voted Biden.

Did you?

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 15 points 6 days ago

Excuse me, Hexbear is now Ken's Mojo Dojo Casa House from now on.

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

It's true. I voted for Trump about 100 times

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago

hst-gun closing my eyes and aiming at the comm list

[–] bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 11 points 6 days ago

Donald Trump cum tribute .mp4

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago

I'm sorry! I gave in and had sex with so many femboys on election night and they missed the polls! I personally swung at least 2 states to Trump.

volcel-judge take me to gulag

Carnal desires? No thank you. I'll stick to carnival desires. I want to throw a baseball at stacked beer bottles

[–] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

carnal desire is when i want burger, isnt it?