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You have to admit he makes a very handsome woman
Sissy Space-X
Wish I could take credit for coming up with it, but my buddy was real quick on that one.
I was hoping to change his name to "Felon" but who knows maybe in another 4 years.
Lose one (1) election:
"Actually, misgendering is an excellent idea. Also we're removing the pronouns from our bios."
This will actually work. Theyre both megalomaniacs with fragile egos, putting him in Trumps shadow making it look like he's being used by Trump will drive him crazy
You can see it in his eyes in this picture.
Something about CUCK ARSE on his shirt there?
OCCULT CARS? Maybe a Tesla shirt?
Ooh, kudos for finding wording that both fits the image perfectly and triggers superstitious old republicans.
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What a fucking weirdo.
That's what a K hole looks like.
I thought it was just love.
Love takes a while to mature. This is Love's cousin. The frantic and morally bankrupt Desire.
Looks like pure hated to me, but I'm not great at reading expressions and may just be projecting my own feelings...
Looks like severe constipation to me
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it's the other way around. mangolini cannot share the spotlight and is already annoyed that elon is always up his ass trying to be co-president. elon however is a massive cuck bitch so he'll probably be regularly humiliated by him and not do anything about it.
I remembered this and googled it. In my mind there was a video, but man. It’s been a crazy 8 years.
"When Elon Musk came to the White House asking me for help on all of his many subsidized projects, whether it's electric cars that don't drive long enough, driverless cars that crash, or rocket ships to nowhere, without which subsidies he'd be worthless," the ever-gracious Trump wrote in 2022, "and telling me how he was a big Trump fan and Republican, I could have said, 'drop to your knees and beg,' and he would have done it…"
Stephen king reports he never said this, but only because he didnt think of it.
I saw the thumbnail and was confident itwas was a female version of Elon. I clicked anyway. I have no regrets.
She looks more masculine now than before.
Elon’s HELLA genderfluid
#ElonIsGenderfluid
Even looks like someone competent enough to be running billion dollar businesses
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How long before they upgrade Elon to Felon?...
Or Felonia if you like 😂🤣
That would require a functional system of government.
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I legit thought that was a picture of Olivia Colman as I scrolled past.
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