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[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago
[–] annHowe@lemmy.zip 35 points 22 hours ago
[–] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 12 points 20 hours ago

You have to admit he makes a very handsome woman

[–] FoolishObserver@lemmy.world 13 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Sissy Space-X

Wish I could take credit for coming up with it, but my buddy was real quick on that one.

[–] Veneroso@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

I was hoping to change his name to "Felon" but who knows maybe in another 4 years.

[–] GhostedIC@sh.itjust.works 11 points 23 hours ago

Lose one (1) election:

"Actually, misgendering is an excellent idea. Also we're removing the pronouns from our bios."

[–] sibannac@lemmy.world 56 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] sadbehr@lemmy.nz 5 points 22 hours ago

I saw the thumbnail and was confident itwas was a female version of Elon. I clicked anyway. I have no regrets.

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 68 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This will actually work. Theyre both megalomaniacs with fragile egos, putting him in Trumps shadow making it look like he's being used by Trump will drive him crazy

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago (5 children)

You can see it in his eyes in this picture.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 42 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Something about CUCK ARSE on his shirt there?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

OCCULT CARS? Maybe a Tesla shirt?

[–] Zink@programming.dev 4 points 13 hours ago

Ooh, kudos for finding wording that both fits the image perfectly and triggers superstitious old republicans.

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

What a fucking weirdo.

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

That's what a K hole looks like.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I thought it was just love.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Love takes a while to mature. This is Love's cousin. The frantic and morally bankrupt Desire.

[–] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Looks like pure hated to me, but I'm not great at reading expressions and may just be projecting my own feelings...

[–] __Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 hours ago

Looks like severe constipation to me

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

it's the other way around. mangolini cannot share the spotlight and is already annoyed that elon is always up his ass trying to be co-president. elon however is a massive cuck bitch so he'll probably be regularly humiliated by him and not do anything about it.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I remembered this and googled it. In my mind there was a video, but man. It’s been a crazy 8 years.

"When Elon Musk came to the White House asking me for help on all of his many subsidized projects, whether it's electric cars that don't drive long enough, driverless cars that crash, or rocket ships to nowhere, without which subsidies he'd be worthless," the ever-gracious Trump wrote in 2022, "and telling me how he was a big Trump fan and Republican, I could have said, 'drop to your knees and beg,' and he would have done it…"

https://futurism.com/the-byte/musk-trump-president-bromance

[–] Seasm0ke@lemmy.world 53 points 1 day ago

Stephen king reports he never said this, but only because he didnt think of it.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 82 points 1 day ago (4 children)

She looks more masculine now than before.

[–] parody@lemmings.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Elon’s HELLA genderfluid

#ElonIsGenderfluid

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[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 60 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Well that image now exists in our heads, so thx for that...

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