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[–] Suavevillain@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

I don't think I've laughed at an image this hard in a min.

[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 6 points 8 hours ago

They are just large dogs, not a separate species.

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 16 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing

[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 6 points 13 hours ago

Give it a lick, it tastes just like raisins.

[–] Abnorc@lemm.ee 4 points 12 hours ago

They’re going to be in for a rude awakening when horses start eating people.

[–] horse_tranquilizers@sh.itjust.works 7 points 14 hours ago (4 children)
[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Snort me like one of your French girls

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I havent snorted myself yet

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 3 points 12 hours ago

Found Sarah Jessica Parker's lemmy account

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 4 points 14 hours ago

Ketamine hallucinations?

[–] AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

I too am a horse denier.

I always deny a horse.

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

List of things that don’t exist:

  • Horses
[–] dan@upvote.au 1 points 1 hour ago

also birds... they're just spy drones.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 30 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

What is a horse but a short necked giraffe snd we know those aren’t real.

[–] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 6 points 4 hours ago

um excuse me your picture can't be correct as birds aren't real

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 8 points 17 hours ago

that is a bumper sticker clearly not a horse

[–] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 11 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] rustydomino@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

Take your upvote and gtfo

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

That makes me wonder. I haven't even been to like most of the countries on the planet, how do I even know they are real? 🤔

I never even met any of you irl, how do I know y'all aren't bots? 🤔🤔🤔

[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

You can rest assured I am not a bot, as you are just a figment of my imagination.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 20 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

That's ridiculous, how can you say we're all bSTACK OVERFLOW ERROR #1033. REBOOTING. PLEASE DO NOT TURN OFF YOUR DEVICE.

[–] VitabytesDev@feddit.nl 2 points 1 hour ago

That's exactly what a bot would say.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 14 points 21 hours ago

Hbomberguy intensifies

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

If horses aren't real then where is the power coming from the car's engine? Checkmate.

[–] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 2 points 5 hours ago

Horses just measure the power, they don't produce it. Read a book

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

That's probably just a brown donkey 🐴. The things they can do with paint these days.

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 11 points 22 hours ago

This is a psy op from the government because it's so obviously wrong that it makes bird truthers look like idiots too, which we are not. If it flies, it spies. "If it gallops, it spies" neither rhymes nor does it make sense. See how fake it is!

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 12 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

No way, birbs are not real bc drones. But proof that horshs are real:

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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 22 hours ago

I don't have to believe in horses, I bought an Electric Monk to believe in things for me since believing things is exhausting.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Has he met Megan?

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

🎶Goodbye horses!🎶

🎶You don't exist at all!🎶

[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 8 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

its true, have you ever seen a horse? they're made up animals, no real animal would ever look like that.

except maybe a donkey

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

have you ever seen a horse?

yes!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Are you sure it was a horse and not two people in a horse costume?

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Yes ~~I'm not talking about the pet play~~

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 4 points 23 hours ago

Be careful, conservatives may be coming for you next! 🙃

[–] oo1@lemmings.world 3 points 22 hours ago
[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago

Horses are just imaginary unicorns.

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe they just really like the horse blankets thickness

[–] 69420@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Textile joke. Nice.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 3 points 20 hours ago (3 children)
[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 3 points 15 hours ago

President of Turkmenistan: Yes

[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 hour ago

Tsk, tsk, tsk, he wants to be the horse, not be with the horse, smh

[–] ChiefSinner@lemm.ee 1 points 16 hours ago
[–] Veneroso@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago
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