Open this when you're older
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
lmfao
carrot orphanage nobody misses them :(
How is babby carrot formed. How is babby carrot formed. How does carrot get pregernant?
they need to do way instain farmer> who kill thier carrots
Because these babby carrot cant frigth back?
It was on the news this mroning, a farmer in ar who had killed her three carrot.
i am truley sorry for your crops
They take regular carrots out in the cold and they shrink down
like benjamin butt on!
does it hurt when they shrink?
edit: maybe they were just put in a pool
Well, son, it's time you learn about the birds and the bees and industrial agriculture. Industrial agriculture plants the carrot seeds, the bees pollinate the carrots to make them grow tasty, and the birds are scared off, so they don't eat the babies.
i thought the bees fucked the birds or something
is the industrial seed planting what they call foreplay?
fucked
Where'd you learn that, some librul arts school? Sex is strictly verboten here on the 'bear
is the industrial seed planting what they call foreplay?
Yes and no. We can talk about this more when you're older, but right now you're just too young.
Planet Vegeta, duh
idk don't ask me >.>
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carrot store
They come from baby fields and they are farmed by baby farmers
You skin a carrot alive and it creates new carrots for you to eat. Fun fact this is how all babies are made
I didn't want to know!!