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badposting is a comm where you post badly


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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[โ€“] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Open this when you're older

[โ€“] shath@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

carrot orphanage nobody misses them :(

[โ€“] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How is babby carrot formed. How is babby carrot formed. How does carrot get pregernant?

[โ€“] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

they need to do way instain farmer> who kill thier carrots

[โ€“] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Because these babby carrot cant frigth back?

It was on the news this mroning, a farmer in ar who had killed her three carrot.

[โ€“] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

i am truley sorry for your crops

[โ€“] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

They take regular carrots out in the cold and they shrink down powercry-1

[โ€“] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

like benjamin butt on!

does it hurt when they shrink?

edit: maybe they were just put in a pool

[โ€“] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, son, it's time you learn about the birds and the bees and industrial agriculture. Industrial agriculture plants the carrot seeds, the bees pollinate the carrots to make them grow tasty, and the birds are scared off, so they don't eat the babies.

[โ€“] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

i thought the bees fucked the birds or something

is the industrial seed planting what they call foreplay?

[โ€“] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

fucked

Where'd you learn that, some librul arts school? Sex is strictly verboten here on the 'bear

is the industrial seed planting what they call foreplay?

Yes and no. We can talk about this more when you're older, but right now you're just too young.

[โ€“] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

Planet Vegeta, duh

[โ€“] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago
[โ€“] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

carrot store

[โ€“] sisatici@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

They come from baby fields and they are farmed by baby farmers

[โ€“] kristina@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You skin a carrot alive and it creates new carrots for you to eat. Fun fact this is how all babies are made

[โ€“] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

I didn't want to know!! powercry-2