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[–] kristina@hexbear.net 109 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

each time they share a new photo its like a completely different dude lol

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 61 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I guess they're picking anyone with a black hoodie and mask.

[–] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 37 points 2 weeks ago

Or a beige hoodie and a mask lmfao

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 101 points 2 weeks ago

NYPD is just posting masked thirst traps at this point

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 80 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

NYPD released new stills of the alleged shooter apparently in a taxi with some unbelievable brow work cutting some lethal angles.

https://subium.com/profile/taliajane.bsky.social/post/3lcrkq46v222i

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Good to see some people still masking, protecting others 😜

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Oh, no. More soulful eyes to hypnotize. They're falling into his trap.

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I don't think it's the same guy as the smiling pic they released. I truly think they're just grabbing any surveillance footage of hoody wearing white guys with face masks and saying, "That's the guy."

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 23 points 2 weeks ago

I've always considered myself bisexual heteroromantic but I'm reconsidering

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago

I truly think they're just grabbing any surveillance footage of hoody wearing white guys with face masks and saying, "That's the guy."

brb grabbing my mask and jacket and maybe do some shopping im-doing-my-part

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 53 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Got a selection of good things on sale, stranger!

[–] hangman@lemm.ee 37 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

What’re you buyin, stranger?

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ahh! I'll buy it at a high price!

[–] hangman@lemm.ee 38 points 2 weeks ago

Breaking: UHC shooter identified as the merchant from RE4

[–] Barx@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago

What're you sellin'?

[–] spicehoarder@lemm.ee 49 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They're just posting anyone with Mediterranean heritage and a mask. God forbid the next shooter is Asian

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

God forbid the next shooter is Asian

Which Asian. Like British idea of Asian (South Asia), America idea of Asian (East Asia), Southeast Asia, Central Asia?

[–] miz@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

the police release one picture of each and claim they're all the same suspect

"Here's what you would be if you were Indian, Chinese, Indonesian, Uzbekistani"

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 48 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

NYC cops get $6,000,000,000 a year. I bet they'll ask for another billion so they can do more this top-notch crackerjack police work.

United HealthCare CEO Brian Thompson's alleged assassin seen in new photos: NYPD

“Those buses are interstate buses,” NYPD Chief of Detectives Joe Kenny said in interviews Friday, adding, “That’s why we believe he may have left New York City.”

“We have video of him entering the Port Authority Bus Terminal. We don’t have any video of him exiting so we believe he may have gotten on a bus,” Kenny concluded.

Police say the suspect arrived in New York City via a Greyhound bus from Atlanta prior to the murder.

[–] Josephine_Spiro@hexbear.net 47 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Shocking revaluation that interstate buses can travel interstate

[–] Wolfman86@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

I’m British. Does that mean he could go really far? Like as far as Texas is wide?

/s

[–] context@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

the shooter might be dozens of miles into new jersey by now!

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The only reason they can't catch him is that they aren't given enough money! If we increase the budget to $12B, I think we can nab the guy.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago

The NYPD can then expand into movies and tv to help inform the public and catch the bad guys. For example: Law & Order: SVU CEO.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 37 points 2 weeks ago

New details released by the NYPD indicate the shooter may be a type of dryad, or wood nymph.

https://subium.com/profile/ceej.online/post/3lcrltjnafs2w

[–] Barx@hexbear.net 37 points 2 weeks ago

DDD hero victory tour photo album

[–] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 32 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Parzivus@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago

:hitman-peek:

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

A more-or-less serious question - what should be in the CEO Shooter cocktail?

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 29 points 2 weeks ago

Something seen as high status/expensive that you then pour three shots into.

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 2 weeks ago

Takillya with lime and salt. Three shots straight up

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Probably a shot with three ingredients whose names start with a C, an E, and an O.

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Cointreau, Espolon Tequila, OJ.

[–] poopedmypants@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So like a margarita? But you have to drink it with a mask on, only lowering it to take sips? And you have to pay in cash.

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

If you dont have cash you can pay with monopoly money

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

Dewar's, Dom Perignon, and Don Julio.

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Wait a minute...

Facts don't care about your feelings.

(And yes, it quite literally says that on this hoody that Shapiro sells and used himself as a model for...)

[–] lengau@midwest.social 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sorry, guy on the top is an 8 and Shapiro has the eyebrows of a 3.

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

I accept your point, but its not very difficult to get your eyebrows shaped.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago

it's not even the same style of mask :picard:

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

By the end of this investigation, they'll have enough hunky dudes for a monthly CEO Assassin Suspect calendar, and if some enterprising individual doesn't pull that off, they are leaving money on the table.

[–] geese_feces@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The shooter paid cash at the hostel, presented what police believe was a fake ID and is believed to have paid cash for taxi rides and other transactions.

how do they know it was a fake ID? why haven't they released the name that was on the ID, if its an alias he could have been going by?

[–] Ericthescruffy@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

After the shell casings and the monopoly money it wouldn't shock me if the ID in question does exist it probably has a comically obvious alias.

[–] Nacarbac@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"The police are looking for a Mr John Kler..."

But a little cleverer.

[–] theturtlemoves@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

APB for a Wayne Kerr

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Different mask, different jacket... show his smile and I'll think a while

[–] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

No need for that, the AI already says it's a match

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

I kinda wish the CEO got murked two months ago so everyone would be dressing up like the shooter for Halloween lmao

[–] 2812481591@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

Alex Apollonov!

[–] Mokey2@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

we really do live in a surveillance state huh

[–] Idontevenknowanymore@mander.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago

I don't see anything in this picture.