literal just basic level empathy. imagine if you were an ultra wealthy CEO whose wealth was entirely gotten by denying healthcare to sick people and condemning them to death, and you got shot. how would you feel then?? not so funny anymore now is it?

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[–] WilsonWilson@hexbear.net 38 points 7 months ago

Hey Brian if you’re in helI reading this I just want to say I’m sorry. Sorry you got waxed? No I’m ok with that. Lets be honest it was probably the best outcome for everyone including your family. I’m just sorry you’re being compared to Hitler. You were an Eichmann at best. They did you dirty bro.

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)

think of the poor bullets who had to go inside his gross chest cavity

[–] OrionsMask@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Poor things must have been freezing, what with his lizard blood and all

[–] Wolfman86@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

I bet it was really dark too. Everyone knows bullets hate the dark.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 32 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I'd probably be like "yeah fair enough" and then die like I deserved

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)

i'm on my grindset at all times so i would be sure to log into my work app and deny one last claim before the lights went off

[–] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 30 points 7 months ago

My man died on the spot, he was always thinking about the bottom line. You know how much an ambulance ride costs?

[–] BashfulBob@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago

We're all just a bunch of temporarily embraced social murderers

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'm sorry, I would simply live my life in a way that wouldnt make millions of people cheer for my demise.

Skill issue soviet-chad

[–] someone@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, I would simply live my life in a way that wouldnt make millions of people cheer for my demise.

The really heartwarming thing about the public response was that they enthusiastically support this murder, not because they hated the shootee personally by name, but because they feel it's a justified killing based solely on his job description.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

assigned ceo at birth trans-sad

[–] Eco@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

empatheez nuts

[–] Civility@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

😤

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

Oh, you think it's funny? You think it's a barrel of laughs? Then where, I ask, were the clowns? Where were the standup comics? Where were the inscrutable mimes? I do not see any humorous funny men about doing capers and jokes, so where do the laughs come from?

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

I'm sorry, badposting is over there.

I'd be clutching my chest on the ground, then be like 'Same.' And then fucking flatline

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

Since I'd be dead I wouldn't be feeling anything at all. Just the empty timeless void.