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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago

I saw him going into the sewers. He said "they'll never find me in the stinkiest part". Something about a secret door in one of the fatbergs or poo rivers?

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I just reported Ceo killer to the police but the company still denied my surgery

jokeI guess snitches don't get stitches

[–] Wolfman86@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

They weren’t amazed by that 50 grand in your arse pocket?

/s

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I just saw him at a Shake Shack in Alaska. He said, and I quote, "Next round is on me" He literally bought milkshakes for everyone there. Absolute legend.

[–] BioWarfarePosadist@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

His name is Paul Robertson.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is he any relation to Robert Paulson?

Yes. He is Robert Paulson is a cousin of his.

I never got his name, but this guy was deposing 3 shots and jamming at my place the night of the wincident, so it couldn't have been him.

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

I saw him climbing Mt. Whitney, naked, and the snow and ice were melting instantly in a 1 meter radius around him as leisurely glided to the top.

[–] BashfulBob@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

I think it is very funny to give police bad information.

But I find it even funnier that we're free to sit-back-and-enjoy because the Pick-Me Libs are already flooding police with amateur gumshoe work that's worse than useless.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

I have insider-Illuminati information that the king is harboring him in Buckingham Palace. It's time for those fucking Br*ts to learn why we don't have an NHS.

illuminati

[–] asg101@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

I saw him at a Timmy;s in Ottawa, talking about an adjustment he just finished in NYC.