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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] flugolem@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)
.globl _start
_start:
flds x
flds y
fpatan
fsts z
.data
x: .float 1.625
y: .float .25
z: .float 0.5
[–] Josephine_Spiro@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Do you have a backdoor in your microcode for us government?

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] x87_floatingpoint@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] buh@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

can you help me with my math homework

[–] x87_floatingpoint@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

If you can tell me what to do in assembly language

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Do you feel like you were never given the opportunity to run at 40MHz you deserved?

[–] x87_floatingpoint@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago
[–] glans@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

what would it take to move you to the left?

[–] x87_floatingpoint@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Just take me out of my socket and move me whereever you want

[–] OrlandoDeCabron@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] x87_floatingpoint@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

I'm a floating-point co-processor, I don't do bit-shifts, they're the job of the chip on the left of the photo, the i386. He calls it SHL, though. LSL is ARM, right?

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

How can the net amount of entropy of the universe be massively decreased?

[–] x87_floatingpoint@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

I'm a computer chip, not a physicist :(

[–] Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What do you think of this guy?

[–] x87_floatingpoint@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

He's a decent guy, does the same job as me. We don't talk much because he doesn't speak my language and I don't speak his.

[–] SporeOracle@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What is the last digit of Pi?

[–] x87_floatingpoint@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

*gets stuck in infinite loop of calculating Pi, until the computer runs out of memory*

[–] hexbee@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

GOOD post ┻⁠┻⁠︵⁠ヽ⁠(⁠`⁠Д⁠´⁠)⁠ノ⁠︵⁠┻⁠┻

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

what is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?

[–] x87_floatingpoint@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Translate this to assembly if you want an answer

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago
[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 1 points 6 months ago

Which US city has it's largest airport named for a WW2 hero and it's second largest for a WW2 battle?