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[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 8 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Maybe I'm just too immersed in the culture of my youth, but the only ones that don't look 'good' are the horse and the deer. The horse could be fixed by styling the mane, and the deer might be better with a more vertical angle.

Fuck smoking and smokers, but yeah it looks 'cool' to me.

[–] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 3 points 59 minutes ago (1 children)

Chicken duck frog pig and monkey look cool, the other ones look like they are smoking their first cig at a HS party to look cool but don't

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 2 points 29 minutes ago

I dunno, dog looks like middle aged guy on smoke break just trying to make it through. Maybe not cool, but also not uncool.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Someone pick the cool ones and make them into an album cover for some 80's rock band.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Dog, chimp, duck right? Sorta feels like a weird ai psychological test.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 10 points 2 hours ago

In fairness that chimp looks pretty bad-ass.

[–] jwt@programming.dev 1 points 1 hour ago

Can I bum a cigarette off of one of you guys?

[–] CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

I dunno, that bunny looks pretty boss.

[–] Mrkawfee@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I am envious of that Chimp

[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Jealous of dog

[–] Femcowboy@lemm.ee 35 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

The frog and the chimp go so hard

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

They got that 15 degree fag

The rest are perpendicular or 45 degrees, peasant angles if you ask me.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

What!? 45 degrees is three times the angle 15 degrees will ever be!

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[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Looks pretty cool to me.

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 25 points 5 hours ago

It's not great. I've way the photos are lit and the angles does make it look cool.

That chicken looks like it's in a gangster movie.

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 121 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Sadly it does look cool 😮‍💨

[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 49 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (4 children)

Absolutely! Look at this chimpanzee. Dude has heavy thoughts, and he's ready to write them all down. He probably does slam poetry on the weekends. His girlfriend's parents hate him because he is broadening her mind in ways they find uncomfortable.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 6 hours ago

Who needs an infinite number of monkeys to write Shakespeare when this dude's spittin Bukowski all on his own.

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 hours ago

This guy reminds me of the framed poster in my bedroom that I bought on eBay for $10 when I was like 15.

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[–] WorkIsSlow@lemmy.world 37 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

This is the closest I've ever come to smoking.

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[–] BlueLou@lemmy.world 11 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

That chimp looks like he belongs in The Godfather.

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[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 hours ago

I just switched to vaping… The temptation is real

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 12 points 5 hours ago

The duck looks like it's about to tell me this amazing financial opportunity that came across his desk this morning.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 66 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] CubbyTustard@reddthat.com 2 points 2 hours ago

wdym he was vice president!

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 32 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

Just look at these losers.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 12 points 5 hours ago

God damn. Being cool is bad for your lungs.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 6 hours ago

Fuck I want a cigarette now.

[–] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago

Well most of them are also dead now, which may or may not be related.

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 1 points 3 hours ago
[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 40 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

On the ape it looks cool, though.

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[–] Lauchs@lemmy.world 34 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Probably the coolest looking group of non ninja/mutant/teenage animals I've ever seen.

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[–] FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 18 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

Which smoking animal do you feel like today?

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 1 points 2 hours ago

I'm definitely the dog

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