Slop.

This kind of ideology worked in the 1800's because people who ate really boring food tended to be healthier and live longer than people who drank and smoke. When modern medicine literally doesn't exist, shit like Christian Science actually kinda works.

The industrial revolution from a health perspective is interesting to read about, almost nothing works but there's more ability than ever to throw shit at the wall and see what sticks

Mom! I have a cold. Can I have some cough syrup?

No! Before we know it you'll be eating pickles, drinking tea and rolling down the stairs blackout drunk!

coca is before liquor???

Ah fuck I knew that ginger ale was a bad idea

This epitomizes the ethos of white American child rearing. Don’t be nice to your son or he might become an addict and also your food can’t have peppers in it.

"Mexicanized" is a great word

She sounds fun.

I like how hot sauce is spookier than crank medicine

I think I missed a couple steps. Should I go back for them? Ehhh... Too lazy. I'll just stay here at "strong drink" until I sober up

Whoever was drawing this must have been real annoyed when they realized they forgot the 't' in pastries

people ask me how I got like this. just gotta follow the steps.

step 1: snacking between meals
step 2: off my face, Robotrippin' on the porch in a 3 piece suit

When you get to Cards, Dice and Pool, you're too late because Jr is a

starting on cough syrups (i assume heroin) will lead you to sodas

He got into smoking before drinking? Is that ever how it works?

I'm the mexican food since I'm making soft tacos tomorrow.

Plenty of Pickles

I'm Tea, Coffee, and Coca

also what kind of John Harvey Kellogg bullshit is this? same energy as "cornflakes will make you too bored to masturbate"

not the pickles 😱