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For posting all the anonymous reactionary bullshit that you can't post anywhere else.

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Tourist: “It’s going to be woke!” Actual Fans: FUCK YEAH. Tourist: "Ackchyually Superman is "Inherently Right-Wing"". Actual Fans: (hexbear.net)
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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

This is what happens when you get a GF you go woke. The Jonkler got a GF and now he's singing musical numbers. Superman got a GF and now he respects black people. Bat Man is the last hope for white G*mer men.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago

Don't forget The Punisher!

[–] BioWarfarePosadist@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Superman as a Christ allegory is low tier analysis of the character, and the most boring interpretation any writer has ever brought to the character.

[–] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

IMO it's flat out worst interpretation, next to "Superman as ICE officer" in that one comic.

[–] tocopherol@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

Right wing means white man apparently? Ffs, and he's an undocumented alien immigrant anyway.

[–] Lerios@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

broke: any superman film ever made

bespoke: this new superman film that has crypto in the trailer doggo-matapacos

[–] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

I am still scared it's gonna suck though. Superman has been cursed, movie-wise. Mostly I was turned off by how many other characters they're throwing in with it, makes me worry it's gonna be a big sloppy CGI "toy-masher" sort of film.

[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

I always thought Superman was Asian/Latino

[–] a_little_red_rat@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I'm just wondering how people still give this much of a shit about the absolute worst of superhero slop. I mean I guess a lot of the reactionary audience is teenagers, but aren't most of these anti-woke creators in their 30s and up? How do you wake up and care this much about fucking Superman, a bland superhero with red speedos worn on top of blue leggings, without feeling ashamed of yourself? Like who cares if he's gay or if his friends are trans, this is stuff for babies, it's like as if I suddenly attempted a serious analysis of Curious George which my 6 year old nephew watches. I would burst out in laughter bc it's just absurd