In before someone posts the green text story of a friendship of two straight dudes just being straight dudes having a good time blowing each other
Greentext
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
"hear me out man"
This is not gay. A cock was touched, even stroked, but there is no mention of the soap. Did it fell? Did someone pick it up?
If touching dick is gay almost every man is a homosexual
Traumatize them back. Best revenge type.
Tim is getting married at ~22?
whats wrong with that?
So much.
My family all got married at age 16-18. I waited until age 22 and am still married nearly 20 years later while they are all divorced. Nothing wrong with waiting.
Is that strange where you are from?
Indeed. Here most people are still either getting their education or just starting with work.
Is it weird that the most unrelatable thing here for me is that SongeBob existed when anon was in high school?
Edit: a word
This is where I remind you that 4chan has existed for over 21 years. Meaning that a kid born the day it started operation is now old enough to legally drink in the United States.
I'm over 30, SpongeBob existed when I was in middle school.
Yeah, I'm over 40. SpongeBob didn't exist when I was in high school.
SpongeBob first aired in 1999, so if you were born '81 or later, it was probably on when you were in high school. But yeah if you're in your mid-late 40s you would have just missed it.
Hmmm with this we can deduce that SpongeBob was created sometime after 40 year olds went to highschool but before 30 year olds went to highschool 🤔
Welcome to Lemmy! If my comment is what inspired you to join I will be riding that high for a week
And you think it's weird that people under 40 are on the internet? I'm almost 30 and SpongeBob has been on since I was in daipers
Ahh, they must've whispered "no homo" before getting in the showers together!
Fake: anon has a friend
Gay: literally gay
Fake because Brad didn't get gay with Tim and anon
fake because tim is marrying a girl