this post was submitted on 27 Dec 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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I didn't censor the word "sex" in this screenshot, fyi

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 130 points 1 week ago

Post your penis again for me Kif!

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 102 points 1 week ago

If you think that’s rock bottom, I think you should make like a Zapp Brannigan backrub and go lower.

Lower.

Lower.

Too low!

Lower…

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 84 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If she didnt see it then she didnt deserve it, Anon. You were a star and you burned bright.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 28 points 1 week ago

Let your freak flag FLY!

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 54 points 1 week ago

I know you didn't do it OP but tbh the word sex is just about the least offensive thing about this entire post.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 week ago

They're still around. Not as popular as they used to, but they're still around.

[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Reading old tigforums posts are so fire

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I miss &TOTSE

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

ALMOST AS BAD AS MY CURRENT LIFE

That insinuate their current life is even worse than being a forum slave...

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 week ago

Dude’s got Sexlexia

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I bet this is a congressman

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes, and he's actively trying to make it illegal to roleplay, I bet.

[–] Fleur_@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That would actually be an understandable character development

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 6 days ago

I find it akin to gay closeted republicans voting against gays out of internalised shame.

Real and gay

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

I wonder who or what or how he's roleplaying now. Anyone have any ideas?

[–] WorldsDumbestMan 6 points 1 week ago

Today I learned on Lemmy...

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Ah, misspent youth. I got my first girlfriend role playing as the narrator cat (Munkustrap) in a Cats: The Musicial AOL chat room (she was bombalurina).

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I had like 15k messages in a really active discord server over the span of a year, it had like ~5k people in it last time I checked. If I can only get 15,000 with #general on my 2nd monitor for over a YEAR how the hell can anon get 50,000 on a forum with FIFTY PEOPLE?? Honestly I don't know if I doubt it or not which makes it even worse 😭

* note the server I played on was for a Minecraft 'client' (essentially a modpack)

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 1 points 1 week ago

80,000 with 20 people