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this post was submitted on 01 Jan 2025
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The site goes down and when its back up you immediately go back to badposting, I salute you
You merely adopted badposting. Owl was hatched in it. Molded by it. They didn't see an effort post until they were a grown bird, by then it was already blinding.
White people be like
Flamingo is a good birb plz don't relate them to white people.
Because racism is wackadoo and based on wrinkly gibberish
You ever see a 17th century white guy?
Scared of bathing, put cinnamon and cloves in everything, thinks a lady will disintegrate if she moves faster than 2 mph
thinks a lady will disintegrate if she moves faster than 2 mph
This is true, tho. If she can move faster than 2 mph without bursting into flames, she's no lady, she's a harlot and a Jezebel.
Scared of bathing, put cinnamon and cloves in everything, thinks a lady will disintegrate if she moves faster than 2 mph
He just like me fr
corsets do be causing severe health problems tho, i wouldn’t be surprised if they fell over if they tried to run
Imagine calling me mayo when you should be calling me cheese rind smdh
Bologna slice
Skin tones are weird. When you paint skin tones, yeah you can go pink/brown/yellow or whatever, but real skin tones have mixes of shit you'd never expect, like blue and green. Also your skin isn't the same color around your whole body.
Imagine your whole body was covered lip skin except your nipples, which are made of the skin from the soles of your feet.
pink skins
Andorians are right!
In Star Trek the green Orions called humans 'pink skins' for a while. White people were the real pinkos the whole time.
Andorians said the same thing in Enterprise :shran:
Oh ya, this is what I was misremembering.
I'm not white, I'm pig-coloured.
Damn right I’m a pinko
Sure people are actually shades of brown pink and beige, but white is associated with purity and goodness and black is associated with shadow and evil, and the people who decided to classify everyone by a color system in the first place were racists.
iirc it's based on 1600's scientific racism where different amounts of bile changed your skin tone, and Europeans were coincidentally the most balanced with their bile which made them superior, and said mixture of bile was considered "white"
gammon
actually a lot of white people are brown (color of desert sand), some are pink
yea was gonna say, pink is more of a 
on ~~vacation~~ holiday thing. Normally it's like a very light brown.
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Answer I'm not going to source but feels right from a US history perspective (which I taught you a decade): whiteness as a concept was defined specifically in relation and distance to the concept of Blackness. You had anglos and teutons and celts and slavs etc etc who didn't see themselves as uniformly white until the use of black slaves tied freedom to whiteness and servitude to Blackness. Why they didn't call it pink instead? Idk
We should be called pinkys, that's a good derogative.
wiggling around like a block of spam
Pink sea stars more like.
I've known one or two of my fellow 🌾's that actually skew almost alabaster. It's kinda crazy, really.
I’m more eggshell apart from my short and t shirt tan from work 😆