Tie it with what, a rope? We stand on the shoulder of giants
this post was submitted on 06 Jan 2025
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you just gotta find a rock that already has a hole for the stick to go into
Or you could take a rock with no holes in it and put a hole in it
THAT WAS MY IDEA.
You could still invent the beefer or lamber, though
I had another idea called shovel, but guess what some piece of shit already invented.
I don't think you want to mess with him, though
He shovels well. He shovels very well.
While you were getting hammered, I was busy tying rocks to sticks. We are not the same
I've been trying to come up with something to manually cut grain, any ideas?
I had a great idea but apparently someone stole it 18,000 years ago.
Damn, maybe you could at least design a flag or something about these ideas?
Put the two ideas together, put that new idea on a flag, ~~profit~~
I didn’t need to invent a sickle because a comrade already did first
Yeah, me. You're welcome.
edit: Nope. Apparently that one is from the paleolithic era too. Goddammit.
I have a soapbox about how a boomer probably got to middle management because they were good at sorting tables by date. Now I'm able to automate the data processing so I can get through 5 sets of 3000 data points so I can come to a conclusion that I have to coordinate with someone in the EU about so they can send me new data. What's the result? "That's neat but someone in the EU was annoyed by how long this is taking so you get a $0.25 raise this year."