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[–] CaptKoala@lemmy.ml 1 points 23 hours ago

Die, I suppose.

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago

On the left we have an American hero who will go down in history as a martyr.

On the right some shit stain that won't shut the fuck up.

[–] Reality_Suit@lemmy.world 49 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

"America first," sounds familiar...ah! I remember.

https://fpif.org/the-ugly-origins-of-trumps-america-first-policy/

https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2017/02/03/bb4642496p_2_custom-14a6f022a9c9dd1f0fe9d53e3a67c9032aa134dc.jpg?s=1100&c=50&f=jpeg

So, one of these people acted because of billionaires implementing policies that have allowed people to die, and the other is one of those billionaires that have, and will continue, to implement policies that will allow, if not cause, people to die.

Who's the real bad guy here?

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I hope this is rhetorical, we know who the bad guy is.

[–] Reality_Suit@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Exactly. Most people do. I would guess it's around 1% that will never understand.

[–] lewdian69@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If the most recent US election, and trending politics around the globe are any indicator, it is WAY more than 1%

[–] Reality_Suit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I was using 1% as a figure of speech. Like as in "The 1%."

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

The only point on my to do list today was "Bitch & moan" and I completed that before 10 am so now I'm just hanging around at work, wondering how early I can leave without having it look weird.

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The last thing on my to-do list is to die ᖍ(ツ)ᖌ

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago

Die?! That's the last thing I'd ever do!

Hey same here

[–] SolarPunker@slrpnk.net 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm genuinely asking (I don't know why this image of people I don't know appeared), mine is to buy some soy milk.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

I get mine from Trader Joe's as it's the lowest price I've found for one that only has soybeans and water as ingredients

[–] Zikeji@programming.dev 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"hot tub - $$$$"

Right under "fix the back pain that plagues my life" which is right below "get LASIK".

[–] jared@mander.xyz 5 points 3 days ago

Pretty much, and a big reason for the tub is for the pain anyway.

[–] ma1w4re@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The last thing on my to-do list apparently is "Walter Bright knows a lot of things". Yea, just that message. I don't even know who's that or when I added it to my to-do list.

I bet Walter Bright knows.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ma1w4re@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

Omfg, I remember now. I was watching some video of a dude coding and he said that "the guy that made D lang, Walter Bright, knows a lot of things about coding and he would be a good source of knowledge" lmao. It seems that I wanted to find something related to him and just forgot. Thanks mate.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 3 points 2 days ago

Clap when this happens.

[–] jjagaimo@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

Non perishable snacks

Eat a big fried chicken dinner

[–] aMockTie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Big laundry. I don't even remember what the reason was. I guess I assumed I would remember like it was some sort of genius idea. Big laundry, big laundry, it's crazy, I'm a crazy person.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Big Laundry is my rapper name.

[–] FeloniousPunk 1 points 2 days ago

“Lumber for record bins”

Yeah, I really need to get on that project.