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[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 2 points 13 hours ago
[–] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 62 points 2 days ago (2 children)

“When did ‘Rage Against the Machine’ become so woke??? I used to listen to them while I pump iron. Just makes me sad how they are all woke now”

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They are so woke without changing a single word in one of their songs. Sounds like someone finally 'woke' up.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Something something something red pill

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I always thought they were shouting

WANKER

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

WANKER I wont do what tell me!!

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 48 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Sir, did you think they were raging against the washing machine?

[–] pmk@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I always assumed it was a printer.

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago

That's why my printer keeps jamming

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean‽

[–] Almrond@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Paper Carriage: Out of paper. Load Letter Size/A4 paper.

PC: LOAD LETTER

You know what would make more sense?

NO PAPER

Fuck printers.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Check out Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Richard Cheese was so bad ass in 90s MTV

[–] Whatevster 9 points 1 day ago

I think about this every time I hear this song. https://youtu.be/t7kNgfY8vg4

[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 46 points 2 days ago

Everybody quotes the "Some of those who work forces" part, but really I think "those who died are justified" is the real hard hitter. Finding cause to declare their killings as justified is literally their MO. The racism just makes it that much worse.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 33 points 2 days ago (4 children)

My recent weird hobby is to sing songs with Goofy's voice and the only thing better than a RATM song is "Hurt" by Nine Inch Nails.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Weird we have the same weird hobby, although my excuse is singing to my 2yo and getting away with it. "I hyurt myself todayyy~".

... My daughter is gonna be weird.

[–] TerraRoot@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

I think you mean awesome friend

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"it's not my song any more" - Trent Reznor

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

"I don't care what you think." - his fans still listening to whichever version I want to hear at the time.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 1 day ago

Those are difficult to imagine in Goofy's voice. Could you share a recording?

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"I hyurt myself today,

To see if I still faheel

I focus on the pain

The only thing that's raheel"

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago
[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 days ago

For wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites.

[–] mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 days ago

Ayo, it's just another bombtrack!!

Says the guy wholly owned by the Walt Disney Company.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago