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[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago
[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 12 points 2 hours ago

M as in Mancy?

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)
[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 27 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

I worked in a call centre about 10 years ago. one time some old, presumably white, old woman called in and when spelling her name included "N for N****r"

I was dumbfounded

[–] teslasaur@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago

We had those old alphabet books in school where N was "neger"

I believe the print date was around the 1950s. They were placed on bookshelves in classroms full of old books that i guess they never bothered to throw out.

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 19 points 7 hours ago

The police rang my house once, and he told me where I could reach them, and spelled out his name. I started writing his name out, but by the fourth name, I was thinking wtf is going on. This guy was spelling out his name by using names for each letter. A for Alex, B for Bob.

[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 37 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Love my copy of "P is for Pterodactyl". Great book, very uneducational.

[–] deltapi@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 8 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] hraegsvelmir@lemm.ee 1 points 9 minutes ago

G as in gnosis.

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 hour ago

You got me there 💀

[–] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Localhorst86@feddit.org 11 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

O as in "Oh my god, it's Robert Loggia"

[–] emmanuel_car@fedia.io 11 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

B as in, “By god, that’s Robert Loggia”

[–] Robert7301201@slrpnk.net 2 points 19 minutes ago

E as in, "Egads, that's Robert Loggia"

[–] LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

C for [ˌt͡ʃɛ.kʰɪ.sl̥oʊ̯.ˈvɑ.kʰi.ə] (Yes I did narrow transcription for the purpose of making it look worse 💀)

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[–] Dogs_cant_look_up@lemmy.world 37 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

I can remember one time:

"P for Potato",

"B for... err... i dunno, Botato?".

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 14 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Potato

Botato

Brother the explicit purpose of the phonetic alphabet is to make all of the letters audibly distinguishable by ensuring none of them rhyme

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 1 points 55 minutes ago

I can understand your confusion, but the first one he pronounced "po-tah-to".

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 hours ago

Boh-tah-toe

Bruh... It's P for "pterodactyl".

[–] hmmm@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago
[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 64 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

My Battlefield 3 crew would designate objectives on voice coms as, "Ango, Bango, Chango, and Django".

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 4 hours ago

Bingo Bango Bongo

[–] Dragonborn3810@lemmy.world 14 points 9 hours ago

Sounds a little.. unchained

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[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

T as in tardigrade

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 31 points 14 hours ago

I had too many customers get confused when I asked, "and that is pudenda spelled P as in Papa, U as in Uniform..." customer interrupts, "why are you talking like a radio?"

Had a regular that would spell it in NATO, and said he served in artillery. Heard just fine on his good ear, tinittus was just a low hum.

[–] i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk 99 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (10 children)

P for Pterodactyl

S for Sea

W for Why

E for Eye

G for Gnu

J for Jalapeño

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

G as in gnome.

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[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 53 points 16 hours ago (4 children)
[–] afk_strats@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

You of all people, Ray

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[–] dingdongmetacarples@lemmy.world 18 points 14 hours ago

My last name has a z in it and I had a customer service person say "z as in xylophone?"

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[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 6 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Drag tries to talk NATO to the call center people and they don't understand

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 13 points 10 hours ago

I wish NATO phonetic was more commonly understood.

[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago

The brilliance is that it works in other languages too. Don't know about French/Italian but for a Norwegian it's usable. Only Charlie, Mike, and Yankee i think would not be understood if said as spelled in Norwegian.

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