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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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I reckon I'd go about 26 maybe 27 hours

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[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

im-vegan is not a buff for this game.

[–] dat_math@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

twist: The goal is to get out as fast as possible

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Oh you're gunna smash it at Poop Right Now though

[–] Saoirse@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm failing as I type this comment

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Zero minutes I am literally shitting right now

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Due to digestive issues I fail this about 3 times every morning

should probably get back on the psyllium husk

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Psyllium husk would be a grest name for a death metal band

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Woweee zoweee

[–] axont@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Whenever there is poop, I am there

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If I was competitively not shitting, I'd stop drinking coffee and last 2-3 days.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

This is still amateur league don't worry, it's more for casual play and fun

[–] miz@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm still in the January bonus round of Don't Defecate December

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

We got a pro gamer here