Its looks and probably feels bad… but to be honest, this is a solvable. The main thing lost is the keyboard, and they are not terrible to replace. And your dignity may need some time , but with a little work this will all have bean in the past.
this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2025
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They spilled the beans
The real sad part is the lack of leg room under the desk. I can't imagine sitting all cramped all day.
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FYI: Feeding your computer the beans isn't how you get your bean posts on Lemmy.
You have to drown your phone in them for that.
Where did the nacho cheese come from?
I'm glad somebody else was wondering that!
It's not part of the spill
That's just your keyboard cheese?
🙄👉👈
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The beans stay in the safe, everyone knows this.
At least the safe did it's job
Words can't describe how happy I am that this is not my problem.
What is the office doing in the kitchen?
BEANS
This has not bean your best day
damn, TWO deep third pans of beans? That's a lot of beans
Get them back in the safe right fucking now.
I think I spotted the issue here: your computer is running win 11
Bean-master level unlocked!
I see a chic fila box. Don't worry about getting fired, you will get a better job
at home i only eat in the kitchen. at work I never eat at my desk
Put your setup in the kitchen, never work or eat again!
Follow me for more financial tips!
My boss is gonna be so mad at me 😖
If I was your boss, I'd be more angry that you have the calendar set to September!
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I've bean there before