at home i only eat in the kitchen. at work I never eat at my desk
this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2025
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Put your setup in the kitchen, never work or eat again!
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My boss is gonna be so mad at me 😖
If I was your boss, I'd be more angry that you have the calendar set to September!
I’m mad at you all for using the wrong colour sauce with your baked beans.
Send him or her some bean memes first to soften the mood?
Bean-master level unlocked!
BEANS
BEANS
I see a chic fila box. Don't worry about getting fired, you will get a better job
I've bean there before
How's Randy supposed to send out the nightly email now?
IT’S BEAN TIME!!
RIP.
Bean nice knowing you
NSFMR
And here I thought the bean meme drought would last for yet another fortnight.
oh no, not the beans!
Come on guys, the beans go in the safe
Your friends meant, that you should tell them your secret. They didn't mean it literally...
I'm surprised I didn't see Cars 2 on your computer screen.
I know this won't help but for what it's worth those look delicious.
I've never bean so disappointed. 😔
Kevin’s famous chili?