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[–] ansiz@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Seems more like the origin of the plot from the Philip K Dick story turned movie, Screamers. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screamers_(1995_film)

[–] MITM0@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Lisan-Al-gaib is cometh

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 14 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 3 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Is that a plot point in Dune?

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 1 points 20 minutes ago

Yes, and it's in a Fatboy Slim song.

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Oh yeah. In brief; Chani, and other Fremen women, dance on the sand. The longer the time between repetition, the greater their mastery. The dance is a religious rite that changes over the thousands of years in the series.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 90 points 20 hours ago (3 children)
[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

This is the funniest thing I have seen all day! It’s early, but still.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 43 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Bless the Maker and all His Water. Bless the coming and going of Him, May His passing cleanse the world. May He keep the world for his people.

[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

"Mee-mee-mee-mee!"

Ah yes beaker that is the exact sound the sandworm makes before devoring its prey.

[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

And I want them to make the Muppets of Dune...

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Oh shit, I mean yeah totally.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 5 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Like treasure Island or Christmas Carol?

I can't get it to work in my head. I'd love it. But so far I know Kermit and Ms. piggy as Paul and Chani.

Sam Eagle for Leto? Pepe would be great as Feyd-Ratha? Idk.

I want it to work badly, but I can't do it in my head.

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

If Disney had any sense they would do Muppet versions of their IP instead of those godawful live action remakes. Imagine Phantom Menace - the Muppet version.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 2 points 4 hours ago

Right? Like, that copypasta about a Muppet Beauty and the Beast, where the joke is that the "Beast" is a conventionally attractive human who becomes a Muppet at the end? (Maybe even Animal himself)

That would be the movie of all time.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

Ratso - Baron harkonen.

Swedish chef - navigator.

Duncan Idaho - ~~gonzo.~~ animal, but subtitled and call it battle speech and Jessica and Paul can go batshit like animal every time it comes up in story

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 1 points 4 hours ago

Ok lmfao that's pretty good. Especially since the navigators are highly precise jobs.

[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Princess Irulan or Stilgar as the onlyhumamn main character.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago

Spicy monster.

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 23 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Mom: “we have Dune at home”

[–] superkret@feddit.org 1 points 12 minutes ago

Dune at home:

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 107 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I know the joke is supposed to be Dune but I've never seen Dune so all that came to mind was Beetlejuice

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 33 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

It’s the more accessible of the two, at least before the remakes. Everyone saw Beetlejuice. Only nerds watched the original Dune.

Source: am old nerd

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

What am I if I read all of them then watched the original and the sci-fi series?

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 54 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
[–] wolfylow@lemmy.world 31 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Upvote for Tremors which has to be the best awful movie I’ve ever seen. Like, so bad it wraps around and becomes great.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

There's actually reams of writing about the original Tremors because it's actually a really well-scripted and put together movie. There's not a lot of "nothing happening" scenes. Most of the scenes are either always moving the plot forward or quickly developing the characters while moving the plot forward. There's just enough breathing room for character development, but the film always keeps its pace. It's just so tightly scripted and executed for a silly monster movie. It honestly should be mentioned more often alongside The Thing which is similarly tightly structured.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 8 points 20 hours ago

I was thinking about how an episode of Bob's Burgers is able to have a convoluted but hole-free plot but hundred million dollar movies can't. And it's because the budget isn't a hundred million dollars for Bob's. So there isn't a ton of producers trying to put their mark on a big movie they don't understand at all. No directors being sent of to shoot inconsequential scenes while second unit shoots the stuff the goes into the movie. All that shit.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 1 points 20 hours ago
[–] notsoshaihulud@lemmy.world 22 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Congratulations, how does it feel

[–] notsoshaihulud@lemmy.world 16 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Competition from thinking machines is concerning, but happy for my Fremen.

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 5 points 16 hours ago

Spice must flow baybeee.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 15 points 1 day ago

Bless the Maker and His water.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

The robot is very cool, by the way.

[–] lakemalcom10@lemm.ee 4 points 23 hours ago
[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 0 points 17 hours ago
[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago