The twist: she's not breastfeeding the dog, the dog is breastfeeding her.
this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2025
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Remus?
Step-Romulus?
Why not 69
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Second twist: the dog is a happily collared and pampered trans puppy girl so it's fully consensual.
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Bruh…
And I thought I was the only one who breast fed my dog.
You mean women do it too?
Breastfed?
I would have thought it was inkfed.
ARE YOU A SQUID? No.
Don't try to appropriate my culture!
But a squid isn't a mammal so they shouldn't have mammary glands.
You shouldn't have mammary glands either, but you don't see me going around telling everyone.
Unless you store your milk in the ink sacs...
And I suppose you do something sick and twisted like store it in a carton in the fridge. I know your kind.
No actually I'm severely lactose intolerant.
Just thinking about lactose sends me into a rage.
Took a whole different turn. I was agreeing at the first part then saw the dog part went nasty.
My ex sister in law actually did this with a new puppy :( It took weeks to convince them not to and I suspect they were still doing it in secret for longer
WTF
Pics or it didn't happen
Probably shouldn't be showing this but okay...
How'd you take that picture?
Wouldn't that possibly kill the dog though? In any case, look up a nearby biology lab, your ex-SIL's dog might be an interesting research specimen. I wonder what it does to the intestinal flora of the dog.
Apparently it's not that dangerous. https://wagwalking.com/sense/can-dogs-drink-breast-milk
The other way around (humans drinking dog milk) is simply impractical because a bitch has 8 tiny nipples with very little milk in them, and they don't like being milked at all.
Well, there is a difference between the dog drinking some breast milk, and a puppy being brought up on it. Babies get their gut biome from their mothers with breastfeeding, so if it wouldn't cause a constant diarrhea and dehydration death, it could be interesting and shed light on some human medical topics even.
Who did the research?
I'm not really sure you actually want my browser history on this topic. Anyway, there's very little research, besides comparing the types of milk.
Wikipedia is probably the most interesting to read, because it explains some reasoning of why it has been practiced historically. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human%E2%80%93animal_breastfeeding
8 tiny scientists
Huh, well, that's an odd route you've forced my brain to take this morning. I'm now having to wonder... dogs and cats drink by lapping up liquids as adults. They don't really have lips like humans do. How do they suckle as infants?
Calves, lambs and kids don't suck with a vacuum neither. They just kinda chew.
I imagine it's a combination of having a gum ridge like human babies (which can HURT, btw), having more agile tongues than humans, and the fact that their adorable little howl faces can still generate enough of a seal.
Humor is subjective of course, but I think "dog" replaced with "husband" would have worked better.
The dog disagrees
woof
You want her to marry her dog?
Thanks for sharing
thanks for participating <3
Humour is subjective of course, but I think "husband" replaced with "wife" would have worked better.
Why censor the name?
For her and her dog’s sake
It wasnt hard to find the original, 10 years old tweet: https://x.com/radtoria/status/524381421217906689
On some screenshots the profile picture is the same as in this post, but the username is still ghost mom, so I guess thats her old picture.
Name is censored, because at some point this was reposted by a shitty repost bot, and some repost checking systems can be worked around by removing random words, or something similar
I think some subreddits have "no identifying info" rules which includes usernames. could be something like that too.
She ghosted her account, living up to the reputation.
Fixed the link, it was me who messed up
Had me in the first half, ngl.
Suck the Flabby Udder?
Classic.
Mmm, puppies!
sweater puppies
You had me in the first three quarters I’m not gonna lie.
You had me in the second half, I'm gonna lie
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