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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
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i'm racist
i act like i'm super anti racist though
Nononono you have to say "I'm not racist, but..."
I’m not racist, but I’m racist
like this?
Beanis is the best because it's funny and so we should lionize it forever
🦁there's a darn CHEETO 
in the WHYTE HOUSE 
I just watched the new We're In Hell today and my eyes totally didn't roll back into my skull when he mentioned tankies and authoritarianism. Tankies are after all a very real phenomenon that definitely exists, and the term obviously describes something that is both specific and also bad. Boy oh gee I'm sure glad this funny Canadian mustache man isn't one of those guys! I can't imagine watching him if he were!
Uh, I don't wanna be sectarian but I think we should hear sides from both these "tankies" side he's talking to and him. Surely, this western leftist doesn't have these western exceptionalist tint to him (used to watch him before)...
I haven't seen it yet, did he actually talk about tankies? Oh god I thought he was good.
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While many of you are likely yelling "GO CHIEFS" or "GO EAGLES!" I'm yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!"
You don't have to change anything about the way you post though
gosh capitalism is great!
edit: just read the body; i am roasted
edit: just read the body
It gets worse.
I think Lin-Manuel Miranda should write a musical tragedy about how Hillary Clinton, a great heroine, despite her best efforts and intelligence, ultimately couldn't save America from its own racism.
In Crunk form
I read that as cunk🤣 Either would be hilarious
I have never been more tempted to make a new account than now that I've discovered the username Philomena_Crunk
If you keep character every post would become a c/badpost
And a sick rap
"How Important Are The Words In Shakespeare's Plays? Could You Do It Without The Words?"
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I still can't believe this is all happening, this just isn't what america is about... we're a nation of immigrants, even the pilgrims were undocumented, fleeing opression, seeking a better life... and the natives took them in. The deportations are so awful, just so, so awful, and he's using the military OUR military to do it... he's forcing our brave men and women in uniform to do these awful awful things. He and the people who voted for him just have the wrong idea of what our founding fathers intended...
[MEANWHILE, SOMEWHERE IN FRONT OF A TRANSGENDER PERSON]
spoilering for transphobia
The order is really crazy because they never actually do the surgeries on kids and its all just based on misinformation, awful policymaking really. I get that transgender people concerned but like... lets be honest this just covers puberty blockers or whatever. They don't gotta worry about it because theyre basically all adults and they'll still be able to get HRT and shit. Yeah no its just the kids so thats like whatever you know? They can still go be trans when theyre adults right? Honestly? privately? Its kinda creepy how much theyre getting so upset about this. They litterally cant even have kids so like... yeah its kinda wierd how concerned they are about kids getting to be trans or whatever. I dunno, just makes me think, you know?
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OOC: this was oddly theraputic
uhhh let me be clear
when they go low we go high
I love the west wing I want to live in the west wing I want to bust in (on?) the west wing god I love level-headed discourse it makes my nipples want to stand up and put some dumb fucking COLLEGE STUDENT with BLONDE HAIR in her place with a self-assured monologue FUCK
OH YOU SLY BASTARD HOW COULD YOU
[gif of that lizard going hehehe]
beanis
Let's change the system from within.
Hi everyone, DragonBallZinn here!
I think starving countless iraqi children was the right call.
Who serves red wine at a brunch??? WHAT WERE THEY THINKING???
The french 
They think its Jesus Blood .. he is a Prophet that got murdered by the Creditorclass for preaching Debt forgiveness ..
they do it since 2000 years actually.
i think there is actually a difference between good and bad things
good things are bad and bad things are good
i love pineapple on pizza
I am a citizen of the Federal Republic of Germany (FRG)
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