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[–] 9488fcea02a9@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

wow... i had to read that 3 times before i found the instrument....

english is my first language...

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Ditto

First read was a normal read. Second read, I thought the joke was that there wasn't an instrument. I had to come to the comments before I saw it lmao

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

english is my first language...

that's likely the reason. the more you're used to a language the less you notice mistakes

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This joke makes me want to commit violins

[–] MacNCheezus 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds like you got a trombone to pick

[–] retrolasered@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

Kick him in the pianist

[–] Haaveilija@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Do you feel violated?

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

I feel like it would work better if it wasn't the first or last word. Just fiddle around with different words, and viola!

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I noticed right away, thanks to my ASD super power I guess

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I have autism and I didn't notice that

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's why its a spectrum, we are not all the same

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

AuADHD reporting in. I got caught re-reading the first part for a while trying to figure out what neat thing about free-reed instruments was going on, before eventually reading to the end and realizing that its presence was the joke.

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

More or less my experience!

[–] someacnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Same, where are our powers

[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I haven't noticed my own autism too.

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That’s a decent joke.

Can anyone trump it?

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

If only the people who voted were decent

[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I noticed it immediately, but then I took it for an honest typo until I had read it all.

Gone was the fun.

[–] retrolasered@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

I didnt notice the second one. I feel silly

[–] SolidShake@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Ever had sax on phone?

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Reading this on my shamisen from Tokyo to Kyoto

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

As one cursed with an illiterate fuckwit for a brain-hole, any word can be either a random musical instrument or summon a demon, like fun little Schrodinger surprises. Just kinda gotta roll with it after a while

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago

When seeing this post and all the comments that continue the joke, the first thing i read is the musical instrument. I look at the text, see the replaced word and then go to the first word to actually read it

When reading the post, i also spent a bit rereading the first part, triangle to understand what it means until realizing its just a typo

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This only works because accordion is close according, not because they sound alike which is what everyone is attempting in these comments.

This is similar to the phenomena that allows jumbled words to be read, it's about context clues not puns.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Adonriccg to rseracreh, 9 out of 10 ppleoe dno't srtulgge to raed sracblmed up wrods, as lnog as the fsrit and lsat leretts rmaein in the crrocet pacle.

[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago

You very smartphone.

I don't think it can be that piano to trick people.

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Fuck, I'm 9 out of 10 people.

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Bruce Springsteen aka the bass would agree

[–] GeorgimusPrime@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Not to talk of when you replace first names with random aquatic creatures

[–] callyral@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago

I don't guitar you can clavichord any random word with an instrument.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

guess I'm 1 out of 10

[–] ech@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Explicitly not "random", but admittedly funny.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

I was loooking at it for like 2 minutes. How the hell do you mispell it that way. Then i thought it was autocorrect. Then i read the rest...

[–] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

I noticed it :p

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

More like can't see without glasses and only look lemmy in my bed at night. I onlu see 30%