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Looks like all pallets of drinks. Those are gonna be heavy and probably max out the weight rating. So my response would be:
“Been overloaded for years” 🤷♂️
4 words. You have to clean it all up now, by hand.
Followed by 2 more words: “I quit”
- Hey, shit happens
- Could be worse
- Whoops, wrong gear
- Tesla Cyberforklifts, amirite?
Did you see the mess that overnight left?
Nobody was hurt.
Probably the first thing i would want to hear.
...except Steve, but he's a rounding error.
There are actually 0 OSHA incidents every year, but Workplace Incident Georg has 10,000 workplace incidents each day and is an outlier and shouldn't be counted.
"Pfff. Mondays, huh?"
"humans make mistakes"
so many goddamn iNvEsTiGaTiOnS I have to write for work boil down to this
if you're too cheap to engineer out the possibility of human error, don't come crying to me, a human, about it
Warehouse manager came in early (it wasn’t me)
Saw the pallets on the floor lookin' swirly (it wasn’t me)
Thousands worth of product shattered (it wasn’t me)
Said my forklift skills don’t matter (it wasn’t me)
Mr Boombastic
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Sue the engineer.
"I told you."
K I quit
Zigged. Should've zagged.
Told ya so
Bitch, what mess?
it wasn't me
Ah, the Shaggy defense
Time to drink
Saved the eggs.
We got insurance?
I wasn't here
Not my problem
Oops, my bad
Good luck Jim
I'm outta here
Want a blowie?
It was loud
How about "is everyone ok"?
See you tomorrow
oops ididit again
Ruh roh raggy
Shit. Is. fuuucked.
Fucken' hell, man!
Some shit broke
"resume generating event"
Not my problem
Are you forkin' kidding me?
I don’t know
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