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[–] Darkhoof@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Mexico really would get the short end of the stick.

[–] Hyphlosion@lemm.ee 2 points 57 minutes ago
[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 1 points 26 minutes ago

The US seems to be killing itself; give it a coupe more months and we'll just have to walk down to the new border and shake hands with our new Amigos.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

Move that green up, I need better tacos.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Map should say

Gulf of

  • ~~Mexico~~

  • ~~America~~

  • Mexico

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

This would be the only instance I would ever say that I'd love to live in a red state.

[–] SlippiHUD@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

The only timeline where I'd be okay calling it the Gulf of America.

[–] el_psd@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

Sra. Sheinbaum my people yearn for freedom

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Aye aye aye

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

Por qué no both eh?

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Who would win this hypothetical war

[–] MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago

The USA would because we would be a free people again

[–] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 5 hours ago

Trade war it is

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world -2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Mexico would be wayyyyyy too powerful in this scenario.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 hour ago
[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 12 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

I speak passable Spanish, and Mexican food is awesome. ¡Con mucho gusto!

Oh wait, I live in Seattle. Sounds good, eh?

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Never forget, there's some good fishin' in Quebec.

I'll see you around bud. I'm going for a rip.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

I don't speak French tho. But I have good friends up in BC who have already offered asylum if needed.

[–] Boeman@lemm.ee 11 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Damnit, now I live in Canada and work in Mexico.

[–] w3dd1e@lemm.ee 6 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Same. But at least we’re close to the border.

[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 4 points 9 hours ago

The Good Ending.

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Maryland is left out. I was going to ask if they're going to be the United States. But that's one state... The One State of America.

[–] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 10 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I was going to say America still has Hawaii, but the Hawaiians have been through enough.

free Hawaii!

[–] MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Hawaii has Hawaii, no?

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 7 points 10 hours ago

The United State

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 29 points 14 hours ago (4 children)
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[–] skhayfa@lemmy.world 26 points 15 hours ago (6 children)

There ought to be a UN controlled buffer zone, to avoid the creation of monstrosity like Poutine tacos.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

God I miss poutine. 🥲 It has no right being that good.

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 1 points 21 minutes ago

It's only poutine if it comes from the poutine region of Canada, otherwise it's just cheese potatoes.

[–] match@pawb.social 7 points 10 hours ago

brb making birria poutine

[–] vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works 17 points 15 hours ago

Well now that you've said it, we can't just go and put that genie back in the bottle!

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[–] maniii@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Vertical Split is what is needed.

Eastern United North American States ( EUNAS )

Midwestern United North American States ( MWUNAS )

---- Central United North American States ( CUNAS ) ----

MidEastern United North American States ( MEUNAS )

Western United North American States ( WUNAS )

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago
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[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 37 points 17 hours ago (22 children)

Can we split California? Northern Cal just seems like it should be Canadian honestly.

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