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[–] HeadfullofSoup@kbin.earth 100 points 1 week ago

The level of incels energy in that picture could power a city for hundreds of years

[–] PNW_Doug@lemmy.world 69 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"Alpha" as in alpha software: buggy, not fit for release, a poor first approximation of useful, error-prone, almost certain to fail at the desired task, etc…

[–] im_john_here@programming.dev 57 points 1 week ago

Is this DOGE??

[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is this Elon's DOGE team I heard so much about?

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can't be, at least one of Elon's little boys has broccoli hair.

[–] guaraguaito@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago

What a bunch of fucking dorks

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have more pubes on the back of my ballsack than everyone in this picture has in total.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

weird flex but ok

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

alpha male

Oh right, furries.

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or just requiring a specific type of argument in Deus Ex.

[–] Ascrod@midwest.social 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My masculinity is augmented.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 week ago

obligatory reminder that even the man that coined the term alpha male has relized he was fucking wrong, but the worst of humanity just fell in love with the concept and wont let it die

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 week ago

Women have a different sort of mind than men do. Oh, uh, and men who disagree with me also have that different sort of mind.

maybe the real split in types of brains is between gender essentialists and everyone else...

[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

Tbh. the poster is probably one of those kids in the photo. I am not surprised that a immature kid writes immature posts. I am so glad there were no social media when I was 14 because I was fucking feral. God the cringe I would have to wade through to scrub that shit.

[–] Nunar@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

I've seen incel and I've seen incels, but these are the incelliest bunch of incels that ever incelled.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is......is that you in that pic? Or a general visual representation that could accurately give the impression of you?

......because those guys look like dweebs.

Yeah, that's right. I'm bringing dweeb back. Nerds and dorks are actually kinda cool, I like them a lot. But these guys? Total dweebs! 80s vernacular is back, baby! Hasta la vista!

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[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

imagine pairing ties like that

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

"It's the red one.....no, the red one......no......RED.......no, you passed it. Go back a few. There! Now was that so hard? I said it was red!"

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

There can only be one alpha in a pack, cubs. Sit the fuck down.

[–] suburban_hillbilly@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 week ago

Seems like they nailed the second half. Is this not what everyone else is picturing any time someone earnestly attempts to describe themselves as alpha?

[–] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

These guys all look like they're 14-15 years old. Very manly and mature.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I don't physically cringe often but man this actually did it

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

This picture should be labeled, Summers Eve, the douche level was so high. 😂

[–] qbus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It was so nice of them to have the femboy who decided a striped tie and a gray suit was alpha /s

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 week ago

"Alpha" is right, those "men" barely work and are full of mistakes and ideas that will go nowhere.

[–] hesusingthespiritbomb@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Are you guys making fun of middle schoolers?

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 week ago

We're all the same skill level, jerry!

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

They are our equals.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

They look like they could be completely devastated by a single teenage girl laughing at them.

[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

That's gotta be sarcastic right?

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Oof. This is gonna resurface later and keep them up at night.

[–] pappabosley@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

So harsh that he would call me out for not being able to comprehend the concept of zero

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Fuckin mods.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I thought you weren't supposed to take pictures inside the DC Metro.

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 4 points 1 week ago

From a hillbilly from rural Ohio, the DC Metro is magic. Truly. I was in awe of it.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I could imagine that being the case, but I live in the area and I've never heard that.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Oh, I guess I was wrong about that.

I acquired that bit of faulty information a long time ago, so maybe it was different close after 9/11? Or it was just never really true in the first place?

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[–] anachronist@midwest.social 4 points 1 week ago

"I'm I so repulsive? No, it's the women who are wrong!"

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I'm sure that sound was just the panties wooshing past.

[–] mrcleanup@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Funny thing, only betas actually talk like this.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago

I had no idea that the "tiny dick club" was still meeting in the subways. I thought we evicted them. Alpha = Loser

[–] vividkitten@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

The amount of pocket sand in this photo could fill an hourglass

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

They cropped the pic so you can't see that each one is standing on his dad's wallet.

Six faces, each more like a slapped ass than the next. May God forgive their mothers.

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