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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 206 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 113 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You know, I actually believe this one.

Totally gay though.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Anon has a boy friend.

Maybe he is willing to share him. Maybe not.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Sharing a boyfriend with your sister is incest by proxy

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

What if he showers in between?

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[–] Shortstack@reddthat.com 15 points 2 months ago

Right?

Came here to say fake and gay but damn, that last line changes everything

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 12 points 2 months ago

Fake: anon doesn't have a sister

Gay: getting drunk with a dude and getting his number

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nah. You can’t feed people to alligators in RDR2 they only attack you. Definitely fake.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

WHAT

I watched a vid where someone tried to feed someone to a gator for a while and it just wouldn’t eat them?! I wonder if this was patched in? Cuz that’s awesome!

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 147 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ODuffer@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago

"unwed nightmare"

[–] DesolateMood@lemm.ee 71 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Isn't there more to this one? Why is it cut off

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 106 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Localhorst86@feddit.org 53 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I don't know what to do next

next greentext will be about him trying to fuck his sister.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 months ago

It's only considerate.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I thought that's what was going to happen in this one.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 48 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Easy, you start hanging out, gather a crew of like-minded cowpokes, set yourselves up with a Posse, and LAN Party your collective way to Legendary status!

As a side note, RDR2 deserves a 'GTA VI' more than GTA does, such an underappreciated game (and social commentary!)

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Im not sure if you are joking right now but RDR2 IS the ‘GTA VI’ to RDR1, a game well deserved of its sequel. Underappreciated? Are you mad?

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (7 children)

Can't speak about the mad part, but what I meant about RDR2 is that it obviously got less love from the community than GTA V, which is why it's essentially been shuttered in terms of any expansions/online components - while GTAO keeps receiving new mini-expansions even with GTA VI around the corner.

Not to mention there are no talks about furthering the series...

That's why I consider it underappreciated.

Edit: also to add, RDR2 is to RDR1 what GTA V is to GTA IV.

[–] Saleh@feddit.org 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think not having an online component is a feature there.

GTA lives of the story and dense world. Online is just mayhem, which is fun for a bit, but gets bland quickly.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

If we're talking about GTAO, I agree. However I have a different opinion about RDO, it had the potential to be less of a griefer cesspool than GTAO, but Rockstar had even less motivation to prevent cheating than they did in GTAO, so...

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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

....is my math fucked up or are two and six the same thing these days? Seems they'd need a few more before they get to "VI."

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ohh no. This guy doesn't know about the new math. Should we tell him?

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[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Im so confused 😭😭

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

It’s just atrocious that you still can’t play it 60 fps on consoles, while even RDR1 received a 60 fps patch

[–] match@pawb.social 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Sounds like they have a lot in common... it's a nice meet cute.

[–] d41@startrek.website 33 points 2 months ago

I used to torture my sister's boyfriends for a laugh but one day I befriended one and realised that this was the greatest troll of all time.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 months ago

fake: anon lives with a woman

and gay: anon makes up stories of stealing sister's dates to have fun with them

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 25 points 2 months ago

Next? Uh, fuck him, obviously.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 22 points 2 months ago

this guy just hasn't figured out he's jesus

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Can we stop sex shaming people?

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[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Sister does the usual whore talk of taking a shower and going to bed."

Apparently, I too am a whore. 😂

[–] nl4real@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Probably the only context where anon hears about showering.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 18 points 2 months ago

Invite the guy round, obv.

[–] ne0n@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

“whore talk” fucking cringe you’re the one at home not getting laid

[–] 11111one11111@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lol stfu theyre siblings. If you aren't embarrassing or shaming your siblings you aren't doing it right.

[–] ne0n@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

you regularly call the women in your family whores, then?

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[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

OP lost me at that "whore talk" bullshit

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's 4chan; the fuck did you expect?

[–] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

It's always amazing seeing people react to the 4channiest of 4chan shit with outrage like it's new, why are you even reading greentexts then?

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There is a vast and complex story sbout how we got to where we are today with social and political events, especially in the US.

This comment sums them up so swiftly it's almost art.

[–] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Man I want what you're smoking

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago

Anon has a special stepbrother.

[–] SirEDCaLot 6 points 2 months ago

Answer is simple. Invite him to come over some Saturday. Go find something else to do when he arrives. He can go take your sister out on a date and they can hook up. Then you get back and play RDR with him. Everybody wins :-)

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 months ago

"incounter"

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