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[–] glennglog22@kbin.social 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If I had a dollar for every time I saw this particular meme in the fediverse of all places, I'd have enough to be able to live the dream.

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Yeah whatever new technique they are trying is working well so there’s no need for me to get involved.

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Way to fuck with my head as I'm in bed.

Fuck you. :P

[–] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, I don't wanna. That'll involve going to work.

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP!!!

[–] MyFairJulia@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

HIDE THE SCARS TO FADE AWAY THE SHAKEUP!

[–] dipshit@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

WHY’D YOU LEAVE THE KEYS UPON THE TABLE?!

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

HERE YOU GO, CREATE ANOTHER FABLE!

[–] hulemy@ani.social 3 points 1 year ago

(YOU WANTED TO!)

[–] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 year ago

Just 5 more minutes...

[–] 6pri1@jlai.lu 15 points 1 year ago

Oh, cool, I thought I'd have to live this shitty life for so much longer, but I'll wake up now, haha, right?...... Right....?

[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If there's a way out of this waking nightmare besides death, I haven't found it yet.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Well, we'll all see what if anything is beyond death. Always found it neat that one of life's greatest mysteries will be uncovered to each and every one of us. It also means there's zero reason to rush. We'll get there eventually.

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

How do i send back the message "how?" Cause if i was in a coma and someone said wake up and i heard it. I'd be thinking.... how?

[–] fjordo@feddit.uk 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wish I could. I'd love nothing more than to leave this all behind.

[–] ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Maybe you'd wake up to something worse, like the Matrix, an apocalyptic wasteland with humans grown as energy source...

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

the setting would have much to be desired but at least you’d get to be keanu reeves

[–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Honestly yea that’s something I never understood in matrix. Like just give me superpowers in the simulation and I’ll gladly go sit in a pod for the rest of my life

[–] ricdeh@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Well thank you for that sir, you've obliterated my attention for the day

[–] majestictechie@lemmy.fosshost.com 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is your partner. Please wake up, the kids miss you.

[–] Nepenthe@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Sorry you had to find out this way, but I never wanted kids

[–] Coach@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I'm trying. 😫

[–] Resol@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've been asleep since January 1, 2013. The world has basically turned into a hellhole since that day, but apparently only I got to experience the hellscape since then (some people never felt it until Covid came or something).

[–] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, gotta be at least 2017 when Trump actually won.

But 2013 was at least half good for me. I got my cat in the middle of that year and he's great. I'm not tryna actually diagnose myself, but I feel like I had something like a depressive episode for a couple years around 2015 because of work issues and that cat just helped me out. I will never know what that really was, but that's the closest vocabulary I have to guesstimate it with.

For those with actual diagnosed depression, I probably don't know what that is like, but I feel like I can at least understand it.

I'm past all that now, it only lasted a couple years. But that cat was definitely there for me. Still is. I love that bastard.

[–] Resol@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Good for you.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

... right? I'm not the only one feeling that way.

And ... nightcore ... it's all connected.

[–] Resol@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] thefloweracidic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Lol I love cat themed shitposts, the rest of these comments don't make sense though

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

Why would I do that if I'm living my life in the dream for so long already

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 1 points 1 year ago