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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] x87_floatingpoint@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Joke's on you, we can still eat the beanis cool-bean bean-think

[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dirted Owl I have already eated all ur doringos checkmate

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Was it you who drank all the bepis? maddened

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Yes and it was gud burp

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago
[–] i_drink_bleach@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

You steal my doribos, then I steal your doribos (originally my doribos), then you steal my doribos (originally my doribos, then your doribos, but then my doribos) Infinite loop. Everyone somehow explodes. Check mate, liberals.

Doribo war is a strange game. The only way to win is not to play.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Okay but don't touch my ccs

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

CCS stands for Corn Chip Software, sorry it's gone

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Owl pellets? More like owl chips lmao gottem'

Great now I'm gonna have to eat all these burgers 🍔

[–] Aquilae@hexbear.net 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

How do we not have any emojis of the doribo from boccher

[–] Aquilae@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago

My nomination for a doribo emoji

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago

Knock it off.