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[โ€“] FilthyHookerSpit@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

It would have cost you zero dollars to not make this and yet here we are

[โ€“] IronKrill@lemmy.ca 89 points 2 days ago

They're an international spy, obviously.

[โ€“] archchan@lemmy.ml 34 points 2 days ago

No one else did it, so someone has to...

[โ€“] SkaBunkel@lemmy.world 58 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

always holding... Its so bad im sorry.

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[โ€“] kux@lemm.ee 80 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] laranis@lemmy.zip 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was expecting crazy stuff in this thread. But this... This is art.

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[โ€“] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 32 points 2 days ago

She's just practicing :)

[โ€“] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 174 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[โ€“] dechnically@sh.itjust.works 38 points 2 days ago

what is- oh it's fucking ~~:.|:;~~

[โ€“] Coldcell@sh.itjust.works 48 points 2 days ago

Is the fucking Loss??

[โ€“] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (7 children)
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[โ€“] Skanky@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

Oh no you didn't

[โ€“] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 325 points 3 days ago (3 children)
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[โ€“] vivavideri@lemmy.world 265 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)
[โ€“] Glytch@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago

A plank. She is obviously working at a military construction site

[โ€“] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 160 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[โ€“] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why's she sniffing the flashlight?

To see if she has a yeast infection.

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[โ€“] Skanky@lemmy.world 52 points 2 days ago

I am in middle school again

[โ€“] anubis119@lemmy.world 182 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
[โ€“] Akasazh@feddit.nl 12 points 2 days ago

I always upvote klein bottles

[โ€“] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 195 points 3 days ago (8 children)
[โ€“] Pornacount128@lemmynsfw.com 25 points 2 days ago

Is this the birth of lemmy photoshopbattles?

[โ€“] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[โ€“] samus12345@lemm.ee 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] kux@lemm.ee 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
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[โ€“] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 97 points 2 days ago
[โ€“] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 136 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 54 points 3 days ago (5 children)

That's too much dry spaghetti at once what the fuck are you doing

[โ€“] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Nah, that looks about right. It's hard to tell how much it is when it's dry.

Oh, shit. I made way too much pasta again.

[โ€“] taiyang@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago

That's why you full your mouth with boiling water, duh.

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[โ€“] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 106 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
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[โ€“] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 112 points 3 days ago (3 children)

May I offer you a delicious pickle, in these trying times?

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[โ€“] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 103 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] itsathursday@lemmy.world 62 points 3 days ago
[โ€“] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago

I need somwthing back like r/photoshopBattles.
That aub was awesome.

[โ€“] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I love that no one in this comment thread did the obvious.

5 dollar footlong meatball sub?

[โ€“] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Wooden train whistle?

[โ€“] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 44 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's not something I would personally want to drink, but to each their own I guess ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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[โ€“] fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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