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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The worst post of all: nothing

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

Real r/cth3 hours

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

Breaking the cycle of the original post might be a good thing actually, unfortunately

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wait until my friends on Reddit get a load of this thread.

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

A strong contender with both R*ddit and smugness

[–] christian@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

My cat is an outdoor cat and today he started stacking a bunch of rocks. Should I encourage his hobby?

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

Going out the way we came in, pooping and/or farting

[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This one made me grin, I don't know if it qualifies.

[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think that makes you the worst post

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

Maybe the badness was in our hearts the whole time

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Did we get c/worseposting? I requested c/badposting2 a while ago. I guess this is the compromise?

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

I don't know. I just looked at the title of a thread and didn't bother to read.

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

c/badposting3, where badposting is banned

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

Yes, that would be good too. Badposting is by far too good, which violates the rules of badposting, and this is just ignored by c/badposting and by c/badposting2. We need c/badposting3

[–] varmint@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Beanis is extremely bad and everyone who likes this is problematic actually

[–] Future_Honkey@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
[–] Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago
[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

Petition to rename the channel midposting

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

I suggest just linking to dirt_owls profile page susie-nudge