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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 10 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

The worst post of all: nothing

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 6 points 4 weeks ago

Real r/cth3 hours

Breaking the cycle of the original post might be a good thing actually, unfortunately

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait until my friends on Reddit get a load of this thread.

A strong contender with both R*ddit and smugness

[–] Sulv@hexbear.net 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Sulv@hexbear.net 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Can't decide if the beanis spam makes it better badposting or worse badposting

[–] christian@hexbear.net 8 points 4 weeks ago

My cat is an outdoor cat and today he started stacking a bunch of rocks. Should I encourage his hobby?

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Going out the way we came in, pooping and/or farting

[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

This one made me grin, I don't know if it qualifies.

[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I think that makes you the worst post

Maybe the badness was in our hearts the whole time

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 6 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Did we get c/worseposting? I requested c/badposting2 a while ago. I guess this is the compromise?

I don't know. I just looked at the title of a thread and didn't bother to read.

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

c/badposting3, where badposting is banned

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago

Yes, that would be good too. Badposting is by far too good, which violates the rules of badposting, and this is just ignored by c/badposting and by c/badposting2. We need c/badposting3

[–] Future_Honkey@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)
[–] varmint@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Beanis is extremely bad and everyone who likes this is problematic actually

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago
[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago

Petition to rename the channel midposting

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago

I suggest just linking to dirt_owls profile page susie-nudge