My time to shine.

I was travelling through there with my family and my wife says she wants a picture of the Sandwich Police because, hey, why not. We figure the has to be cop cars at the police station, right? So we cruise by, she rolls down the window and takes a picture of their parking lot. So now we're sitting there, looking at our GPS figuring out where to go next. Cue the flashing red and blue lights. Yup, one of the cops had pulled up behind us asking why we were taking pictures of a secure location. Fortunately we were able to explain and it turned into a humorous situation. The cop was surprisingly cool and let us take pictures of his cruiser. He joked that, "yes, we're the Sandwich Police, we make sure a foot long is actually a foot long."

"What seems to be the problem here?"

"This man claims a hotdog is a sandwich."

"Is this true?"

"They are! They're open-faced sandwiches!"

"I've heard enough. Take him away, boys."

My dad used to tell me about the city of Peanut Butter in Illinois, on Route 34, near Plano and Sandwich.

Plano, Peanut Butter, Sandwich.

I miss him.

ACAB includes the sandwiches.

Sandwich Crimes include:

• Calling a hotdog bun filled with groundbeef and kraft american cheese a "Cheese Steak"
• Selling a Mushroom Swiss burger with Lettuce, Tomato, Unfried Onions, Pickles, Ketchup and Mustard.
• ~~The bite of `87~~
• Putting Tomatoes on a breakfast sandwich
• Calling a Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich a "Napoleon Ice Cream Sandwich" (French)
• Making a Bread & Bread Sandwich.
• Everything at Arby's.

I really hope they are the cops who arrested Jared from Subway.

When Gordon Ramsay becomes a cop

Better than the car saying "City of Oklahoma City police"

There's a town in California called Weed...

We've got a Sandwich in Illinois too! They were smart enough to mark their vehicles "POLICE - Sandwich, IL" though.

This elicited a good chuckle out of me. TIL

I've fixed (and driven) the Sandwich Police cruisers, they unfortunately lack anything worth eating on the inside.

Imagine if they had a town named doughnut.

isn't there a town called "fucking" somewhere, maybe in Germany? do the have the "fucking polizei"?

There's a town called Sandwich in England and I indeed went to their Sandwich shop

I hear they arrested Oran J. Roughy, an international fugitive wanted for the embezzlement of over 75,000 bucks worth of ham sandwiches.

Does their Earl still rule on high? Remember they had some of the upper crust in that town, true douchebags.

Burn the Sandwitch town, it's full of sand witches!