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Elon Musk Announces Successful Trial Of Neuralink Brain Detonator (theonion.com)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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The image made me lol. "Aww yeah, my head exploded! All right!"

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[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

melon-musk admin of exploding-heads confirmed

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I was just thinking about this shit the other day... how come nobody's talking about Neuralink anymore? It's been memory holed in a huge way

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

The feds can't allow the masses to think that top American plutocrat Elon Musk literally wants to mind control his population

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It does actually still seem to be in the news, just buried by Musk's other bullshit

Notably, though, he forcefully removed Phyllis Wong, who was investigating the animal welfare claims made about Neuralink's research labs.

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/technology/tech-news/phyllis-fong-who-was-investigating-elon-musks-brain-implant-startup-neuralink-forcefully-removed-from-office-after-refusing-termination-order/articleshow/117800543.cms

Musk also claimed that a third recipient had an implant, with 30 planned for this year. MIT tech review suggests they only have trial spaces for 8 people across the US and Canada, though.

https://www.technologyreview.com/2025/01/16/1110017/what-to-expect-from-neuralink-in-2025/

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

oh so he moved on to killing people now then

[–] Des@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

"Still love the truc-" explosion

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Scanners with extra steps.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

my-hero's next product: Ephemorol.

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 month ago

Xphemorol.

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

somehow managed to make the average neuralink recipient smarter in the process. fascinating