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[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 29 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

OP please post a link, I can't believe they are this bad at math, unless they mean people are now "illegally" crossing out of the US

Edit: this is real, oh myyy! https://www.whitehouse.gov/remarks/2025/02/remarks-by-president-trump-before-cabinet-meeting/

[–] towerful@programming.dev 3 points 1 hour ago
[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

I'm guessing they mean an over 100% increase of the decrease of the period-over-period amount.

It's not necessarily wrong, but it is, in fact, a really, really stupid way of communicating information, which is very on brand of them and their supporters.

[–] gabereal@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Listen, if you have to jump through hoops to stretch the meaning of a phrase, just to raise the idea that the phrase might not be completely asinine, it might be a better use of your time to just let it be. You shouldn't have to do mental gymnastics and word judo just to squeeze a non-obvious semi-literate meaning out of something the leader of the free world said. Don't do their work for them (unless you are being paid to do their work for them, of course... but get paid up front, because they aren't very good about honoring contracts).

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 1 points 28 minutes ago* (last edited 25 minutes ago)

I'm merely trying to explain what I interpret as their logic, not justify it or say that it's acceptable - it's not. You and I are in agreement here. The US has clowns leading the country. Absolute fucking clowns.

[–] match@pawb.social 1 points 45 minutes ago

if you can do the linear algebra equations necessary to make all these nonsense statements have a glimmer of truth you should emigrate to the EU while you still can

[–] DTguess@lemmy.ca 1 points 45 minutes ago
[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago
[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 12 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

If this is real, then that's some North Korea shit right there.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (2 children)

I wonder why so many people think there is something fundamentally different about North Korea and the people there. Sure the media control is a bit tighter, but the same thing is happening there as here, always has been in fact. Media is controlled by the state who are controlled by the elite/wealthy. Because of this, meda lies, they just tune their lies to whoever is watching.

You don't NEED to wall off your nation to make people spout lies for you, to make newscasters and printed headlines tell the population that their leader doesn't poop and that he's 700 years old and shoots money beams from his navel. The people who want to hear it will repeat it with glee and don't want to fact check it, and the ones who don't believe it know enough to be quiet and keep their head down so they can get through the day. The same things are happening here and have been happening here.

i think the whole hermit kingdom we will kill you and your entire family, plus sentence you to forty years for forced labor is going to be a more impactful difference between north korea, and literally anywhere else in the world.

[–] gabereal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 hour ago

There are a couple fundamental differences between the US and North Korea - in NK, you can't travel without governmental approval and also you get shot if you try to leave.

In the US, you can walk to a different state if you so desire (or drive or fly, but those require gov't ID) and the only thing you need to have if you want to leave the country is paperwork that the other country accepts.

I wouldn't be surprised if there were more fundamental differences between the two countries, but those are two big ones that I thought of off the top of my head.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 3 points 2 hours ago

It's real, but it's quoting Trump.

[–] teamevil@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

And what official body is in charge of keeping the official record and count of illegal immigrants crossing the border? Seems to me it's most likely DHS and ice reporting and isn't it in their own best interest to inflate the numbers or deflate them to appease the Nazis?

Step 1: Turns country towards fascism

Step 2: ???

Step 3: ~~Profit?~~ Genocide?

[–] bravesilvernest@lemmy.ml 27 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

If it's over 100%, does that mean he's pushing out people in the US? 🤔

[–] Lesrid@lemm.ee 7 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Yes actually, and he's making some crossings super legal to compensate further.

[–] towerful@programming.dev 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

AND we are actually sending our best!

Edit:
"we"/"our" from US perspective. I'm not from the US. Just felt like a lovely wordplay on the "they aren't sending their best"

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

What percent of immigration is illegal? I'm beginning to suspect Republicans are actually pro immigration (gotta have those slaves) but need to be loudly against it, hence the crackdown on illegal immigrants

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 6 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Trump has (so far) been deporting at a slower rate than Obama's or Biden s highest rate. He seems to be mostly making a big show to discourage border crossings. It's kinda working, but even regular travelers on tourist's visas are getting the 9th degree when entering the country. My daughter's UK boyfriend was grilled for 90 minutes with questions like, "Why don't you have more underwear packed?"

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Why don't you have more underwear packed?

Equally funny whether you interpret it as a nagging motherly figure worried about this young man having enough clothes, someone who really wants this guy to stay longer, or someone who doesn't understand that laundry is a thing you can wash

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

He seems to be mostly making a big show

This but amplified from the rooftops. In the criminal business, they call someone like Trump a "distraction."

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 15 points 7 hours ago

Lol illegal crossings caught / reported. The majority of illegals come over legally and just overstay their vacation, education, work, business, or deplomat visa. Why bother crossing illegally when you can just request a vacation visa or day visa and just disappear into the country. (Yes those without passports will have to sneak across but it's way easier than the Trump administration will have you believe.) Yes thousands get caught but millions go back and forth without. Yes most go back without needing the US government to force them.

[–] 1984 48 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Numbers nobody has seen before. Lol.

Every Trump action is appearently the best ones ever made in the history of civilization.

If Jesus would come back, he would be second to Trump in how amazing he is.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 16 points 9 hours ago

Second place? Believe it or not, it's also Trump.

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 21 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Friendly reminder: this community has a "No politics or political figures" rule. In the future, please put posts like this in a community like !politicalhumor@lemmy.world.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 18 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

The joke isn't political, the joke is math.

[–] GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 hours ago

It references a hot button political issue, and most of the comments are about politics.

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[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 34 points 10 hours ago

So people are fleeing the US? That's not the brag you think it is...

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 133 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

numbers that nobody has ever seen before

Like eleventeen, thirty-twelve, and all those.

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[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 82 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] notabot@lemm.ee 44 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Good grief, I thought this post was just a joke, but he actually said it. It's ok though, his term's nearly over, right? Right??

[–] SGforce@lemmy.ca 25 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Only because the meaning of "term" may change.

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[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 75 points 12 hours ago (6 children)

So... how do you reduce something like people crossing a border beyond one hundred percent ?

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 111 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

People trying to get out of the country, I guess

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I thought of this one but a deportation or just leaving aren't illegal crossings.... So it wouldn't work!

And trying to get out of the country crossing illegally is still an illegal crossing, so, it doesn't make sense

[–] Goun@lemmy.ml 55 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

They're crossing on the opposite direction now

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 1 points 1 hour ago

I also considered this one, illegally crossing in the opposite direction is still illegally crossing, so, it doesn't explain the math

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[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 54 points 12 hours ago

American refugees trying to enter Mexico and Canada.

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